In hopes there's one that has the ability to ease your pain.

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What am I thinking about right now?

about the day that i pinged everybody in vanilla1 like 5 times in a row

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what am i thinking about right now?

my bird

do i have apples

yes cuz u love apples

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why do i hate winter?

cold

do i like my cat

no u actually wanna microwave ur cat

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why do i like microwaving things?

Because you hate things left cold.

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Where did I go today?

To your bed

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Do I have Dairy?

only cheese

do i like raccoon

nonononono


Do i like musicals?(broadway,disney or whatever shit who has people singing) ?

no, u hate it

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why do i hate trees

Because you're crazy but I like that

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Why do I want to the rip heart out of my dad's chest? :)

cuz he didnt let u buy fraises

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why am i still up at 2:20AM

Because you're too busy texting kids on Snap.

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Why do I find math annoying?

cuz its really annoying

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why am i atheist?

Because your parents lied to you.

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Why am I referred to by multiple people as a bunny?

bc bunnies r stinky and boring and have big ass ears like u

why do i have a bird?

did u forget that i microwaved your bird

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why do i act like a b***h when i get high?

because that's how drugs work

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why am I playing some forum games when I need to study for the very important English exam that I have today?

Because the perspective of me replying to every single one of your messages is just too tempting hun

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Why am I not sleeping yet?