A ladder, stairs, yoru age.

When you wake up, you see a different person. As far as you know, there was no intruders whatsoever- if there was, your alarm would blare. Who is this person?

The new kid at school.

You go into a room.You cannot step on any black and blue rectangles but the room is covered with with black and blue squares.How do you get across?

They are squares and not rectangles.
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You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

Corn. I think.

What is a room but has no walls?

air
Why did the quarter back go to the bank

you litterly said quarter back and that was the anwser

so theres 2 trains the go on the same track at 8:00 how did they not crash

They both went in the same direction.
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There are three words in the English language that end in -gry. Two of these are hungry and angry. What is the third word? Remember, the answer is a word that you use every day.

Ok first of all you phrased that riddle wrong. Second of all the answer is what.
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A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

Second if he is stealthy enough to kill all of them.

There are 2 assasins who were trying to find eachother.
They both have flintlock pistols, that they fired at the same time.
One of them is stealthy, and the other can do parkour better.
Wich one would dodge the bullet in time?

The first one.

A squirrel Climbed 4 meters a day and slides down 1 meter by night.
If the squirrel climbed up a 30cm Tree, How many days would it take it?

hum.. 10 days! (because this squirrel is so fat!)

there's 3 apple on the table. I eat one, how many apple are on the table now? :D

2, because you ate one.

I ate 4 cookies and now there are 178 cookies left. How many cookies were there when i wouldn't eat those 4?

182, because 178 + 4 is 182 :p

What has a mouth, but cannot speak?

A fish????
A night rides into a town on Saturday.He stays for 3 days but leaves on sunday.How is this possible?

Bouncytree a dit :

A fish????
A night rides into a town on Saturday.He stays for 3 days but leaves on sunday.How is this possible?

It was a river. You know, the mouth of a river :p
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And the answer to your riddle is that the horse's name was Sunday.

There are 3 doors. The first one has a pit of spikes inside. The second one has lions that haven't eaten in 5 years inside. The third one has a pit of lava inside; however, there is an exit door in every room. Which door would you go through to escape?

If there is some kind of paths to get across, then the first one.

You are in an empty room. There are two doors. There is a door on the floor, and another door on the ceiling. The door on the bottom leads to the door on top. The door on top leads to the exit. How do you get to it?

Portal-style, i open the door on the floor and openthe door on the ceiling then i close eit for 1 second then open it and escape
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One day, a man met a genie. The genie said he could be rich by going to a door. The doors are: Door with lots of diamonds inside,dor with lots of gold inside, and the door with lots of dirt inside. Now, the old man choose a door and became a rich man. Now my question is:
What door did he choose?
(I think this is a hard riddle that nobody can answer)

The door with dirt
A farmer is on his way to a the fair to sell his belongings.
The farmer comes to a bridge that's quite old he has a chicken ,wheat,and a fox
If he takes the wheat over the fox will eat the chicken.If he takes the fox over the chicken will eat the wheat.
if he takes the chicken over then one of the others the chicken will eat it/be eatin. How does he get to the other side with every thing as it was when he came to the bridge ?

Seperate them , in EVERY 1 vehicle.......

There is a Christmas Party so i decided to serve a roasted Elephant so.............
I putted a Very big Elephant on a big Fridge and it fits.... ( 2 days before christmas )
I realized that im not gonna serve them a Frozen Elephant so.....................
I think of a new animal that can be roast , and its going to be CHICKEN , so............
(WHATS NEXT ?)


~ Give me steps , on how to put the chicken into the fridge ~

Powerblasst a dit :

If there is some kind of paths to get across, then the first one.

You are in an empty room. There are two doors. There is a door on the floor, and another door on the ceiling. The door on the bottom leads to the door on top. The door on top leads to the exit. How do you get to it?

Nope, it was the 2nd one. If the lions haven't eaten for 5 years, they're dead :p
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You get a chicken and shove that in the fridge? idk o-o

I follow you all day, but you never see me. I come out at night with the shine of a light. What am I?