Because MICE ARE DESTINED TO KILL CATS

Waiter, there's a pageget in my soup!

Pageget.

Well then take it out and throw it at the forums! >:U

Waiter, there's a Delatex in my soup :U

Eat her! :D

Waiter, there's a racoon in my soup!

Didn't you want extra flavor??

Waiter, there's a toe in my soup! :/

Then give it back to the owner

Waiter there's a planet in my soup

OH GOD!!
THE PLANET CRASHED TO THE EARTH!!(i don't believe the end of the world on dec 21st)

Waiter, your avatar is on my soup >:U

Isn't it sexy?
Water, there's blood in my soup!..

This is a vampire restaurant. Like it or get out >:U


Waiter, there's a PC in my soup.

Ah well, it happens bc its black friday :3


Waiter, there's a finger in my soup :c

Oh, don't worry. It's part of the decoration for our latest event.......uh.. nightmare before christmas.

Waiter, there's needles in my soup. (Are you trying to assasinate me? e.e)

Oh, those? (You weren't supposed to notice D:) Hmm...*backs away slowly*

Waiter, there is a hamster in my soup o-o

Midnightecho a dit :

Oh, those? (You weren't supposed to notice D:) Hmm...*backs away slowly*

Waiter, there is a hamster in my soup o-o

Sorry, thats our secret ingredient. Looks like the cook didnt do it right, though.

Waiter, there is semen in my soup!!

The cooker must be fapping again. I knew it wasn't a good idea to install a pc in the kitchen..

Waiter, there is a notebook in my soup.

Don't worry, it's a new theme here, the New York Times :3

Waiter, there's an eyeball in my soup o.o

Oh wait thats my eyeball sorry.

Waiter, there's a Rainbow Dash in my soup.

I feed it to Nyan Cat

Waiter, There's a Blood in my soup!

I'm sorry, the cook tends to use a knife to make soup. Yeah don't ask o3o


Waiter, there is a heart in my soup. And it's beating.

I throw it to a hospital.

Waiter, there is moldy cookies in my soup.

those are my favorite cookies waiter there are spiders in my soup

Spiderman was around here, it was an event. these are leftovers.


Waiter, there's a toilet seat in my soup.