I drank spoiled milk at school when I was in kindergarden and puked in the trashcan.
I said "Fuck" when I was in 1st grade when I was in a very Christian school. lD

e: Today my mom clean out my locker. IN FRONT OF MY CRUSH AHH THEY'RE WAS SO MUCH CRAP I LOOKED LIKE A HOARDER. //dies

Once I went shopping at Wal-Mart with my mum, and we were stopped near the medicine department, and then I tripped over my shoelaces (I never tie them), slammed head first into the medicine bottles all over a shelf, and they all came tumbling down. Oh my god, it was so humiliating...

I think when I was like 8 or somthing my dad was teaching me to ride a bike.So i got onto the bike and my dad was like holding onto the bike.I was like "Dont let go daddy!"And apparently I turned around to check if he let go.I fell down and got a bruise in um...Where i should not have gotten a bruise ;;

Bouncytree a dit :

I think when I was like 8 or somthing my dad was teaching me to ride a bike.So i got onto the bike and my dad was like holding onto the bike.I was like "Dont let go daddy!"And apparently I turned around to check if he let go.I fell down and got a bruise in um...Where i should not have gotten a bruise ;;

When I was 6 or so,me,my dad,and my sister went around my neighborhood on our bikes and I ran straight into a mail box. :/

When i was in kindergarden i threw up on the table at lunch >.<

my friend almost died of laughter watching me run straight into a pole then fall down on the sidewalk

Saikami a dit :

When I was 6 or so,me,my dad,and my sister went around my neighborhood on our bikes and I ran straight into a mail box. :/

I was on a bike ride and I was looking at a passing car
and I ran right into a sandpit and flipped over the bike

I bet it was funny to the people in the car

When i was like 6 or something, this girl pushed me off my chair and i tipped backwards hitting my head on another desk and everyone stared at me then laughed

Yesterday at school I spilled chocolate milk on my skirt then at recess i was crouching near a puddle with my friend and the back of my skirt was wet. I'm very clumsy :3

In one of our old apartments there was a balcony with a glass door. One day I thought I'd head out to the balcony for some forgotten reason. I thought the door was open. I was wrong. I smacked right into the glass. I was like "wait, what"

There was nothing here...

When I was hanging out with my friend We both put on wigs and did this skit me and her made up it was called Ice Cream seed and we were outside i was trying to jump over the ditch in my backyard and fell right in it then my wig floated to the top with moss all over it. My friend was laughing like a maniac. She's such a jerk.

my entire family, including relatives and cousins, went to a famous beach island chain a few years back
i was sitting down on the sand after swimming and suddenly i felt this painful sting in my crotch area
i jumped up after the wave washed over my crotch and the pain was excruciating
i cried and ran to where my family was staying at the most populated area of the island
i told them that a jellyfish stung my crotch and asked for the coke to neutralize it or something
they just laughed and assumed that some baby fish bit my crotch
the pain stung like hell so i took my trunks off and showed them my crotch where this huge rash was
i asked them to pee on it or something but they just told me to go swim in the water again
so i did and eventually the sting went away but any contact with the rash felt like needles in my skin
we returned to our resort and a doctor in the family told everyone else that it was indeed a jellyfish sting
a perverted jellyfish swam up my trunks and stung me in the crotch

Unicorm a dit :

my entire family, including relatives and cousins, went to a famous beach island chain a few years back
i was sitting down on the sand after swimming and suddenly i felt this painful sting in my crotch area
i jumped up after the wave washed over my crotch and the pain was excruciating
i cried and ran to where my family was staying at the most populated area of the island
i told them that a jellyfish stung my crotch and asked for the coke to neutralize it or something
they just laughed and assumed that some baby fish bit my crotch
the pain stung like hell so i took my trunks off and showed them my crotch where this huge rash was
i asked them to pee on it or something but they just told me to go swim in the water again
so i did and eventually the sting went away but any contact with the rash felt like needles in my skin
we returned to our resort and a doctor in the family told everyone else that it was indeed a jellyfish sting
a perverted jellyfish swam up my trunks and stung me in the crotch

omg i can't stop laughing , my tummy hurts OMG

I had finished a picnic with my friends when I was going back to class I was just walking and tried to scare a turkey so I jumped but fell and hit my head *slowly* on the ground. xD I started to laugh.

I also, when I was in the beach, sand got in my swimming suit.. I felt sand everywhere. Perv sand.

there is a lake a bit far away from my house that we would go to to look for beavers (and at winter we would look for snowy owls) and when i was 7 or 8 or maybe 6 i ran ahead of my dad while we were going there and i stopped to wait for him and saw some guy and thought it was my dad so i went over to him and he was going into some bank so i asked him why we were going there and he turned around and said something (i dont remember what) and i saw it wasnt my dad and walked out and when i went to my dad he wondered why i went in there and asked if i thought that guy was him. i was so embarresed

One time at school, I was near my crush and when I tried to say bye before he got on the bus, I ran straight into a pole and fell backwards and fell on someone.
Another story. I was at school and on the swing and when I tried to get off, my pants got caught and I was hanging and my butt was showing >.<
Another one (last one). I was at home alone and when I stubbed my toe, I said "FUCK YOU MOM! YOU RAN INTO MY TOE!" out of no where and I realized I said that. Im glad she wasn't there or I would of been grounded for a year. o.o

one time we had to work in groups and i was put into a group with my crush and when he asked what our poster should be about i said "ur sexiness" XD

when i was four and singing "twinkle twinkle little star" in a public bathroom then an
old lady said i sang well ...<.<