just cuz i wanted to do something wrong

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why did u just break a mirror

I saw your face

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Why did you just eat all the cereal?

cuz u were about to eat it

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why did u just log in

Because you did

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Why did you just Laugh?

cuz u look like a clown XD

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why did u just touch my hair

I'm gonna turn you into a clown

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Why did you just scream?

cuz u are creepy

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why did u just bite me

Because you looked like ice cream

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Why did you just get high?

i didnt tho

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why did u just think that im high

Because it's you

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Why did you just question my superiority?

cuz u dont have any superiority

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why did u just type too fast

I'm awesome

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Why did you just drink all the Kool-Aid?

Because It was good

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Why did you steal the tree?

cuz i wanna kill that tree

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why did u just microwave a hamster

I wouldn't

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Why did you just burn the noodles?

thats your fault, i had to respond your comment and ended up burning that

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why did u just tell me that u hate my dog

Because I'm trying to trick you

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Why did you just tell me you're gonna get me good on April 1st?

i was kidding

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why did u just piss me off

I LOVE PISSING YOU OFF it makes me flush

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Why did you just lick my face like a dog?

i didnt, my dog licked u and u thought it was me lol

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why did u just kiss a homeless