cuz its 8:34PM

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why am i bored?

There is nothing that seems interesting for you at the moment, please try again later

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why am i on this forum

cuz u wanna be a censor

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why do i spend real money in tfm?

You're insane

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Why did I kill everyone you love?

cuz u are a psycho

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why do i keep playing tfm?

Because you're obsessed with mice

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Why do I kill little kids?

cuz there are too much people in the world so they must not grow up

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why do i literally hate babies?

Because they grow up and become stupid ignorant bitches who ruin this world :)

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Why do I want to be a billionaire?

cuz u literally wanna eat cash

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why am i very impatient?

Because I gave you a disease and it as side effects

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Why do I have darkness inside me?

cuz there are no lights inside u

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why did i get mad at my dog

Because he said he loves me more than you

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Why did I just break a door?

cuz u are high

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why did i just take a pic?

Because girls and selfies are soulmates

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Why did I just eat cookies

cuz u wanna be fat

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why am i still up at 3 am?

Because I;m here to end your misery with death

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Why am I here at 4 am?

cuz u were waiting for my reply

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why am i rude?

ask ur parents

why have i not killed my cat yet

cuz your bird asked u to not kill your cat

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why do i love mcdonalds

nuggies

why am i so hot