had a fly on it lol

dude you slapped my mom

cuz her son is aggressive

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dude u slapped my ex

why did he hurt

dude, you slapped my ass

cuz u slapped mine for so reason !

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dude u slapped my butt ! how dare u ?!

It was supposed to be in the face, but my hand tripped :000


dude you slapped my nose

thats the "best" excuse i ever heard '-'
cuz i want u to cry

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dude u slapped my leg joint

I couldn't think of anything better ^^'
because i wanted, stonks lol

dude you slapped my spine

hmm now u gotta be very creative

i tried to break it

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dude u slapped my panty

because did you stink and wanted to take it from you lol

dude you slapped my brain

it doesnt make sense cuz i wash myself everyday in summer

cuz ur brain cant stop thinking of me

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dude u slapped my elbow

how do you know ! nooo

because you had slapped my brain

dude you slapped my foot

cuz it was smelly

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dude u slapped my boob

because was there something in it

dude you slapped my finge

cuz u were about to touch me...

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dude u slapped my femur

sorry! i was bored. :D


dude, you slapped my belly

i tried to punch it

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dude u slapped my groin :D

is satisfying :D


dude, you slapped my liver

i tried to destroy it

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dude u slapped yourself with my hand !

you were supposed to hit my hand! lol


dude, you slapped my heart

Because your hard was making sound like dib dab dip dab dab dip



Dude u slapped my brand new clothess