Fawfulized a dit :

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You get a chicken and shove that in the fridge? idk o-o

Nope !

1) Open the fridge
2) Remove the Elephant in the fridge
3) Put the Chicken inside the Fridge =.=

:)))

Skipping that since it has no riddle ^

Fawfulized a dit :

Nope, it was the 2nd one. If the lions haven't eaten for 5 years, they're dead :p
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You get a chicken and shove that in the fridge? idk o-o

I follow you all day, but you never see me. I come out at night with the shine of a light. What am I?

A Shadow.
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I am dying once thou light me, though I am alive forever once thou shalt not light upon my head.
(I'll die if you light me, but I'll be alive forever once you didnt light my head.) P.S I love poems.

Candle


A man has to get across a pool full of sharks.
The sharks are hungry and he's delicious. However, the bloke is able to cross from one side to the other unscathed. How does he do it?

he feeds them his brother


what is a clock that you find in an old store? (clock has something to do with the answer)

Grandfather clock

What fights one day, hurts another, and kills the last day?

a soldier! u marry someone and u get divorced but 3 yrs later u are still married and never divorced but how?

I divorced in my dream *-*

Heres my riddle:

It was a rainy and stormy, cold day outside. The power went out.
A rich and young man called Bill Johnsons was in his house. He was reading a book.
Since he was rich, he has a maid, a cooker man and his brother.
Suddenly, Bill was killed!
The police came and interviewed the 3 oepple in the house.
The maid said she was sleeping in her room. The cooker said he was singing. The brother said he was watching TV.
Since in the house were only Bill and these 3 people, who killed Bill? :o

they all ganged up on him and killd him

grumpy and looks like dis its obvious

Grumpy cat
its on harry and jerry music.

Unfortunately the answer is a mystery to my mind.

What is sweet,
Acidic- yet a treat;
A lovely Aroma
Fleeting in delight...
What is this
That I've described tonight?

i THINK THATS A I DUNNO..


what a cat mixed with a bunny and a dog.

Mine was a strawberry c:

hm.... a chimera?

Soft as it falls,
Compact when it lands-
A gentle powder blanketing the land.
On a cold day,
or a bone chilling night,
THis is surely a magnificent sight.

Snow >:D

What is holy,
but keeps the devil in it's edges,
therefor they are round as barrel hay,
keeping the devil at bay. c: (hint) it's a place..

heavens its name ^.^


theres a path of colorful gleam from me
with shiny things
i appear after rain
in march alot mostly
im shiny better than snow
and i glow
hint: COLOR LALALALALA!!!

Rainbow? XD

A rooster is on the top of the roof of a house. He lays an egg. Which part does the egg roll: right or left?

Roosters don't lay eggs (?)

What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

M.

What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

............ I don't know.. Sorry im breaking the rules D:

What is greater than god, eviler than the devil, and if you eat it you die?

I don't really know.. ;n;


What occurs once in a year,twice in a decade, but never in a day?

Hmm... This would be contradictory since it happens once a year, then it cannot occur twice a decade since it occurs every year, it should occur 10 times a decade.

AHH, the letter 'e', I believe?

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I am the being that cannot be touched, but can be seen.
I am the being that embodies your appearance, your features down to the nearest wrinkle.
I am the being you frequently meet, an occurence often yet you ignore my existence itself.
I am you, but you are not me. We are separated by the force that splits our worlds.
I exist in a realm inconceivable, twins we were since you existed in your world.
Of course, I might not even exist, only to your perception between universes.
What am I... exactly?