Kill the chickens and eat your bacon!

HELP! A baby bear is eating my COOKIE WHAT should I DO!?!?

EAT THE BABY BEAR..

Help! There is a Wolf shaman running in the house! What should I do?

HUG ITS FACE OFFFFFF!
HELP! THERE'S A WILD JEFF THE KILLER IN MAH HOUSE, WHATTIDU?

QUICK! GET WAFFLES WITH SYRUP ON IT AND THROW IT AT HIM!
HALP THERES A SCOURGE IM MY HOUSE WATTA EY DO?!

Hug him! <3
HELP! There's a Slenderman running in my house! What should I do?!

Hug and become friends with him. He's very lonely..

HALPP! THERE ARE PSYCHOPATHIC BULGARIAN PEASANTS RUNNING IN THE HOUSE! What should I do?!

I don't know. i will ask my amaginary friend!

Help! there's my cat running in my house! what should i do?? :'O

Grab the cat with gloves and put it outside.

Help! there's my bird running in my house! what should i do?

ERM>.......................................LET IT BE?


Help!There's a house in my house!

OMG LET IT BE

HELP! There's Olaf the snowman running in the house! What should I do?

I think... let's hire Elsa to join in the fun.

*teleports to other house* .__.

HELP! There's a terrible YouTube celebrity running in the house, what should I do?!?

CONTROVERSY AND BLASPHEMY!
HELP! There's a terrible UBOA running in the house, what SHOULD I DO?!?!

Grab a hammer.

HELP! There's a TFM pet that wants to be my friend! what should i do? it seems nice 2 AND I DUN WANNA EAT IT

Be it's friend.

HELP THERE'S A RANDOM WILD HOENN REMAKE RUNNING IN THE HOUSE WHAT SHOULD I DO

Get a chainsaw and KILL IT!


HELP THERES A TOASTER THATS ABOUT TO POP RUNNING IN MY HOUSE! WHAT SHOULD I DO?

Smash it with bread.

HALP MEH! DERE'Z UH RABBUR AND HIS LARGE PURPLE DINOSAUR IN MY HAWZE! WUT SHUD I DU?

die

help theres bats in my house what shuold i do

UR FAULT U LEFT THE DOOR OPEN
HELP THERE IS A POOP RUNNING IN DE HOUSE WHAT 2 DO

pick it up and flush it down da toloit


halp halp!!!! -says desperatly- the-there's a-a-a an aligator moose bear running around in my house destroying everything!!!

Screeam and run away!

Help! There's a box running around in my house! O.O