cuz your parents are/were hot

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why are my arms so skinny

bc u dont exercise and instead lay on ur bed all day watchin youtube

should i cut my hair again

no, long hair is always better

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why do i have almost 21k firsts? lol

bc ur fast n cool

whats my ip address

no idea

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how many followers do i have on insta?

6,854

whens the last time i pooped

ask your bird :p

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why do i have a gigantic forehead?

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ｗｈｅｒｅ　ｄｉｄ　ｉ　ｐｕｔ　ｍｙ　ｓｃｉｓｓｏｒｓ

u are the only one who knows it

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why did i just go to the shopping

because you want the shopping

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why do i have no idea

cuz your head is empty

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why have i got into this forum at 8.30AM ?

your brain told you to

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why am i sitting on a chair

bc u have scoliisosis adn if u stand up everyone will see your shrimp back and make fun of you and u will cry

why is ti so hard for me to make friends

cuz u have fetish for apples

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what am i thinking of