i tried to steal them

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dude u slapped yourself

Because I was mad


Dude you slapped your car

i dont even have one :( but i would never slap it lol

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dude u slapped my whole body

bcs did you have bugs around you


dude you slapped my elbow

cuz u hit my face with your elbow it would literally ruin my whole face lol

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dude u slapped my pink panty

Because it was an ugly panty but I will give you a new one

Dude you slapped my shrimp

cuz i wanna annoy u

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dude u slapped hard my face! my face is bleeding how dare u?!

Punishment for trying to steal my phone

Dude you slapped my tongue

Because your tongue was out when i was eating my shawarma


Why did you slapped my face?

cuz u slapped me once, u would just touch my face but u ended up slapping me

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dude u slapped my forehead

I was trying to find a way to keep your bad thoughts out your head

Dude you slapped your own face

cuz thats the best way to have free blush

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dude u slapped the two sides of my face !

Because i luv to


Dud you just slapped me. With an broken hand of a toy.

cuz its more painful

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dude u slapped the dude's face who slapped me in the face !

because he was unlikable
and you just slapped my cat in the face

cuz your cat scratched my face

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dude u slapped my brain

Well, I didn't hit much, you just slapped me before I went to work

dude u slapped my face ! how dare u

Sorry dude you slapped my legs

i tried to kick them

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dude u slapped my knee