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"Anybody here a doctor?"

Who parked their car, on my sandwich?

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Start! Its breakfast time!

Do I have peanut butter in my room?

Depends on the color of the sun, the current angle at which your old bed leg is tilted, and whether or not you've seen a picture of a chicken recently.

What if a poisonous snake bites its lip?

I have my bed on the floor lmao :)

"Hello, I'm the Doctor."

Am I here or there?

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You are there, on the Sun, 4.5 billion years into the future.

What's a Gumball?

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A blue cat with a fish friend/brother

Why is my phone at 0% but still on?

#345

Because your phone at 100%.
Can a fish talk?

#346

Yes

Am I in two places at once?

#347

Yes, because you're a wizard.

What's a Darwin?

#348

The 'win'ning of a footed fish.
Smiley face smiling?

#349

Frowny face frowning.

Can I can can?

#350

Ask again later
Why do people pollute the planet?

#351

Because they thought Pluto is a planet.

Kool-Aid?

#352

Aool-Kid.

Do yoo kno deat somebody once toucha my spagett

#353

I do no somebody toucha your spaghet.

Why is the computer not working?

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#354

Because you are the phone

Why is the music still playing?

#355

Because your T.A.R.D.I.S looks like the letters O and W.

Does the ting go skrra?

#356

No the kzinti destroyed it

Who is Anne Shirley

#357

My daughter.
Who are you?

#358

I'm the Doctor.
Where is transformice?

#359

It's in the best trash can in the world.

Is a bug and a glitch different?

#360

Ask again later

Am I on earth?

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