Here, have this gun.

Waiter, there is a naked guy in my soup.

He wants a bath, give him one.

Waiter, there's a dinosaur in my soup!

Cast Meteor.


Waiter, there is a mutant cockroach of doom in my soup.

let me get that way, i was throwing a mutant cockroach away in the trash.

Waiter, there is a hacker in my soup!

BUN!
Waiter, there's a tube sock in my soup

MERRY AFTER CHRISTMAS! ITS A STOCKING FULL OF PRESENTS!

Waiter, WAITER! WHY DID YOU PUT JUSTIN BEIBER MUSIC IN MY SOUP!

hmmm idk cuz I HATE IT AND I HAD NO WHERE ELSE TO PUT IT SO I PUT IT IN YHUR SOUP

WAITER! why is there a piece of shit in my soup!

Well looks like the chef selected you to go on your trip to Afghanistan! YAY! WITH YOUR VERY OWN PET....WOLF! AND THIS GUN WILL COME IN HANDY WITH YOUR TRIP!

Waiter, why is there ponies in my soup?

cause My Little Pony show just attacked you

Waiter why is there my picture in my soup?

Because you just tossed your family portrait into it.

Waiter, there is a dog in my soup.

Because... I dunno.

Waiter, there is a cow in my soup.

it wants to poop on your soup

Waiter there is a dead man in my soup.

He didn't pay his money =.=

Waiter, theres a piece of gum in my soup...EW

Melikeyanime a dit :

He didn't pay his money =.=

Waiter, theres a piece of gum in my soup...EW

You said gum soup? right O.o
WAITERRRRRRRR THERE IS A VIVIHI IN MY SOUP!

You said you liked them.... ^^'

Waiter, there's a Pikachu in my soup!!...Nevermind I'm keeping it

Have a pokeball.


Waiter, there is a creeper in my soup.

*soup blows up* im sorry
waiter theres a cheetoh in my soup

Kiwiturtle a dit :

BUN!
Waiter, there's a tube sock in my soup

merci oo tank you

moi jaime qui me aide

Yrrocks a dit :

*soup blows up* im sorry
waiter theres a cheetoh in my soup

Well you ordered Cheetoh Soup genious xD

Waiter, why are you in my soup