L-ah-m

straightforwardness

str-ate for-ward-ness

Bengalstar

bleh-bleh-bleh

scarfu

ben-gull-star

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Yes, it's a real thing..

scar-foo

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you're not getting out of it that easily

bleh-bleh-bleh

superbethan

soo-per-bee-fan

chronicle

Cr-awn-eh-cl

Shikara

Sh-ick-are-ah

Thoughtlessness

Tw-hot-lez-nez

Phoenix

foe-na-icks

Herobrine

hummahummanookunookuapa/a

who-ma-who-ma-nu-ku-nu-ku-apua

Looks like I'll have to pronounce herobrine instead.

He-row-bri-ne

Takis

Ta-kees

CandyCanes

Can-Dee-Canz

Strawberry

Strauwbarry. xD

Wolf.

Wooo- olf o-o

Bagel.

Baiglel.

Chair.

Cha-errrr

Shaman.

Shaiemein.

Blanket