Because I saw you

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Why did you just change in front of me? BOUNDARIES WOMAN!

cuz im shy lmao

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why did u just get surprised when i told u that im shy

Because you seem brave

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Why did you just wish me good luck?

idk, sometimes i say non-sense things

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why did u just stop talking about your fetish for tables

i moved on. Now, I have a poop fetish

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why did you just eat the moon

cuz i want it to stay inside me

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why did u just accuse me of stealing your phone?

So I had an excuse to frame you, get you in jail, and ruin your life

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Why did you just get framed?

cuz i got caught

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why did u just say that u want me to be sentenced to life

I want you locked in a cage so Theo can be mine FOREVER

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Why did you just cry Theo?

theo is a very smart dog but hes still not able to type xD

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why did u just steal my dog?

Because I love him

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Why did you just say come back here

cuz i wanna slap u

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why did u just laugh

because you slap like a little girl

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why did you just pout?

idk sometimes i do this without any reason

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why did u just push me off a building

You deserved it!

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Why did you just trip me up?

cuz u were in front of me

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why did u just comb my hair

Because it was horrible and my eyes can only take so much

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Why did you just give me a haircut?

cuz u didnt comb my hair softly

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why did u just look at me

cuz I can't keep my eyes off you (lmao kiddin')

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Why did you sleep with my husband?

Because he is my husband’s husband

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Why did you just vaccine the TV?