Never.

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Can I have a unicorn?? Please??

as long as i get to eat it alive

can i please have a device to torture myself slowly and painfully?

No...

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Can I have a frog, please?

let me use Don Gero's mask with the frog, then yes.

can i play TFM with missiclinda?

Probably no because she's always afk xD

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Can I have a selfie with u? please?

ok!!! click keep the phone.

can i die?

If u want, but I don't recommended you to do that

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Can I have a pet alien, please?

kill me then yes

can everyone friend Rossiskiller?

Never happening

Can everyone go fuck firebenderz :)

wha no

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Can I have a doge plsss?

Yas, he is very adorable

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Can I have a laughing fox singing this song?

Sureee

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Can I have a potato pls?

okay, after i eat it

can i have a chance to be <<mouse mouse>>, with 10000000000% chance of never winning?

Nope

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can i have some fraises on tfm please?

Sure, I have this 20 dollar bill you can use to buy friases

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Can I have a Vulpix with a santa hat for Christmas please?

sure ^^

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Can I have a cute cat please?

Why not?

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*May* I have a teletubie so I can punch it in the face please?

Sure :p

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Can I have a kawaii potato, please?

Lolno



Can I have that thing plox?

Nope

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Can I have some potatoes, please?