JOKES CORNER

A girl phoned me the other day and said - come on over, there’s nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

Blarghaag a dit :
A girl phoned me the other day and said - come on over, there’s nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHBWAHSHAHDHHHHAHAAAAHAHAAHSDHAHAHDHAH

#23

Tyler: Knock Knock
Corey: Whos there?
Tyler: Dwayne
Corey: Dwayne who?
Tyler: Dwayne the bathtub im drowning

#24

Aplwanabes a dit :
yo moma is so stupid she asked a guy what comes x and the guy said y she said because i wana know

LOL

#25

"Will you remember me in 5 years?"
"Yes"
"Will you remember me in 10 years?"
"Yes, of course."
"Will you remember me in 15 years?"
"Yes, absolutely."
*10 years later*
Knock Knock.
"Who's there?"
"What do you mean "Who's there"? You said you'll remember me!"

#26

Awesome guys love the jokes keep posting

#27

Change is inevitable, except when from a vending machine.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

#28

Knock knock

Who's there?

Avenue

Avenue who?

Avenue heared this joke?

Herobrinefan a dit :
Not sure if everyone will get the joke through...

Thejkb was using his smooth computer when he heard a knock at the door. He opened the door and Chuck Norris asked if he could have his computer...

Cause Thejkb is playing transformice. Eh no sorry im wrong

#29

[Thepokemone] how get speed hax???
[Kingfawas] canonn ure self its ultra speed

#30

- I baked you a pie!
- Oh boy, what flavor?
- Pie Flavor!

#31

Kimododragon a dit :
- I baked you a pie!
- Oh boy, what flavor?
- Pie Flavor!

*mini pie jumps out of real pie*
*hardcore music*
Asdfmovie 3

#32

you'r mom is SO fat that when i when i said it was chilli outside

she came out with a fork and a spoon.............<cool right?

#33

Bungmuffin a dit :
you'r mom is SO fat that when i when i said it was chilli outside

she came out with a fork and a spoon.............<cool right?

stupid*

#34

Bungmuffin a dit :
you'r mom is SO fat that when i when i said it was chilli outside

she came out with a fork and a spoon.............<cool right?

Did you like just, stutter in your typing?

#35

Teacher: If youre hungry and you know it, rub your tummy!
*Little boy goes home from school*
Little boy: Mommy *rubs tummy*
Mom: What?
Little boy: Mommy *rubs tummy*
Mom: WHAT?!?!!?!
*little boy falls over*
Little boy: Im hungry
Mom:*makes face* -_- Why didnt u say so

#36

Bungmuffin a dit :
you'r mom is SO fat that when i when i said it was chilli outside

she came out with a fork and a spoon.............<cool right?

its super dumb i almost forgot to laugh -_-

#37

Knock Knock jokes included here?
If yes then :
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Your friend!
Your friend who?
WTF JUST OPEN THE DOOR AND LET ME IN!

#38

yo mamma so fat :D

#39

^ that she kept godzilla as a pet

#40

How many men does it take to fix a woman's watch?
None there's a clock on the oven!

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