No
Can you complete 2 bootcamps in one minute

Sometimes.

Can you Win on survivor without getting hit once by anything and risking it? (what i mean by risking it is that you have to stand right infront of every object.)

Yes.

Can you obtain 5000 cheeses in 1 week?

in 5 months yes

can u be 1st?

No

Can you be your favorite character?

No.

Can you survive something with -59 degrees with only water?

Yesh.

Can you eat dead rats?

No.

Can you eat the sun?

In my imagination ^^ -WICH I DON'T HAVE-
Can you answer me?

I can. I just "AWNSERED YOU".

can you make a MINE TURTLE? (search it on youtube)

yes i done it and i blew my stuffed turtle (well it was worth it)

can you name 5 of jake's pupsters without even looking at their names?

what?????

can u take your favorite stuffed animals and break them?

Nope.

Can you shave my avatar's 'stache?

(imagirl .-.)

of course (>:D)

can you shuffle and gangam dance same sexond?

No,

Can you move the toilet in the middle of your room?

No.

Can you eat expired cupcakes?

I will enjoy it.

Can you do 10,000 push-ups in 0.8 G gravity?

No.
Can you stay 1 day without playing transformice?:D

Yes.

Could you do 200 sit ups in 20 minutes?

No

can you go on a roller coaster and not be scared ?(iknow i can't)