i ask my mom or dad to carry it up and bring it to me while i sit back and relax

You have to do an essay that is due in 1 day which is supposed to be 5 pages long about the American Revolution

Edit: new page! :D

Buy an essay online and print it out.

You drop a bowl of soup on the floor and bowl scatters in pieces and your soup is swamped on the floor.

too lazy to go get the soup in the first place

there's shit in your hair. how do you clean it up?

grab a nearby comb and comb it in\

theres a toilet 20 metres away and u need to go toilet wud

Just call my butler and get carried to the toilet

^ ignore imma continue from chu

um..... transport the toliet to me!!

You have to go to the bathroom really REALLY bad but there is a line of 20 people waiting

MAGIC

So, your tv broke and your computer broke and everything broke exept the books and outside! o-o how do you survive?!

i sit back in a chair and ask god to help me

im not g9onna say anything

vivhi said there's pee on the ground how do you clean it up

cool says MAGIC

then cool says

well idk if tpbm is male or female so...

there's a group of sexy men/woman how do you fuck them?

I don't. I push them aside and walk away.

There are cops in your house and you want them to go away.

Call the cops.

You need to go to the bathroom but is to lazy to go.

call my servant and tell him to pick up the toliet and bring it to me.
ignore?

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Meh just going to do Melikeyanime's post.. :P
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I tell somebody to carry me over to the bathroom.
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The nearest store is five feet away and you need food. :3

I'll get on my bike and ride to McDonald's! ( Short distance for nearest store )

EKB suddenly moves here. What do you do? ( EKB is an evil bunny on another fourm. He sometimes changes names on the other fourm )

Ignore him... and takes out my drawing book...

The house you are in have a robber but you are too lazy to take your phone.. what will you do?(you have about 200 diamonds in your kitchen XD)

i say "GET OUT YOU SCARDY CAT ROBBERS" and used the sleeping powers to make them asleep. an.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
you found a a sxy woman and you want to get here but you r too lazy wut r u going to do?

i dont want a sexy woman. I am a girl. Either way, i just say ''Hey sxy >:) come ova here''

You want a piece of cheese but your bff is about to eat it and u dont wanna upset her by stealing the cheese. What do u do?

Vivihi a dit :

I don't. I push them aside and walk away.

There are cops in your house and you want them to go away.

Melikeyanime a dit :

Call the cops.

You need to go to the bathroom but is to lazy to go.

LOL!

um...let em' have it <.>

there's a load of people trying to bitch slap yowu asssss!!! >:)
what yah gonna do.

Let them do it. It'll be over soon

Your mom died and her funeral's today! Will you go?

i will just starve to death and die