NO!!!

Did you take my pet hippo? >:(

Maybe....

Do you have 1,000 golden limos?

no!

Did you take my donut!

No


did you take my pet snake,cheatah and orca?

maybe

Do you like cats?

Yes <3
Do you listen to JB/1D/some other ridiculous singer/band?

No? I heard one JB song and I'm still not very sure what 1D is.

Do you draw?

Yes, can you do 20 pushups in a row?

No ;A;

Can you get 100 firsts in 1 day

Nope ^^;

Can you watch anime for an entire day and not get bored? C:

...maybe, it depends which one

Can you hack a hacker?

No, but i wish i could :\

Can you turn into a magical Unipegacornasus?

Of course :/

Can you eat a screw driver?

Of course not

Can you run faster than a car?

Yes, actually. Several.

Have you actually had a boy/girlfriend?

Yes, I can(not).

Do you have a crush on a friend? *-*

Not really :C


Did ya take my poop? D:

Yes.


Are you a human?

Yes.
Do you like Porn?

o_o No

Do you like cheese?