Um...mice live in the sewer. Flush it. x3

Hey dude, do you know why the macaroni is in the toilet?

to make soggy macaroni poop?

Hey dude do you know why the bunny is in the toilet?

the magician didn't have a hat.
hey dude do u know y sadlelight is crawling up da toilet and trying to breathe even tho poop is in his mouth?

that's his only food?

Hey dude do you know why a dildo is in the toilet?

Whats a dildo


Hey dude do you know why pee is in the toilet?

that's lemonade, drink it!

Hey dude do you know why a bloody knife is in the toilet?

Because someone cut people and put it there

Hey Dude! Do you know why the Star is in the toilet?

cause it looks better in there.
Hey dude do you know why you`re coffe is in the toilet?

I spilt it when I was late for work

Hey dude why is there a dead fish in the toilet?

its your fish it died this morning i flushed it and replaced it without telling u

hey dude why is your ear in the toilet

Because I puted my ear in with my head

Hey Dude! Do you know why Daphne's Hair is in the Toliet?

Daphne from Scooby Doo

Cause i killed her.....last night. >:D HEY DUDE!DO YOU KNOW WHY THERE IS A NAKED PERSON IN THE TOLIET?

Someone Invited the person to a "Toilet Party" Hmmpff.
Hey Dude! Do you know why Am I in the toilet?

You need an urgent pee cause you wet your pants while playing TFM.

Hey dude! Do you know why toilet paper is in the toilet?

Because It slipped in

Hey Dude! Do you know why Scooby Doo's Collar is in the Toitet?

Scooby Doo from Scooby Doo

Because you put it there dumbass

Hey Dude! Do you know why Glasses are made of plastic not glass?

that's not a toilet question...

Hey dude do you know why the yo-yo is in the toilet?

I get bored in here. D:
((lolwut..))

Hey dude, do you know why the kangaroo is in the toilet?

NoOoOo XP

Do u know y im sleeping in the toilet

Because the Toilet look like a Bed

Hey Dude! Do you know why The Kid's Cape is in the Toilet?

The Kid from I Wanna Be The Guy