Mugger: YOU GETTIN' MUGGED KID *Points gun at kid*.
Genius kid: NOPE, you're getting mugged. *Points*
Mugger: *Drops gun and stretches arms to the sky* WHA-- HOW THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN WORK!?

Random dude: "Hello, mine turtle!"
Mine turtle: "ALLO!"

...

Dumb guy: *Steps off of cliff and floats upward* Oh, okay

...

Scientist: "HA! THEY SAID I COULD NEVER TEACH A LLAMA TO FLY!"
Llama: "Mwaaaaaaaaaaa!" *Drives car*
*Falls off cliff*

Dad: Now son don't go near that cactus! :D
-son flings and sticks upside down on cactus-
Dad: You're dead to me...

Man1:Pftttt screw gravity
Man2:*slience*
*man1 floats*
Man2: :DD

Boss: You get a promotion!
Guy: :D
MARMITE
Boss: Yep now your fired.
Guy: :(

I like Trains...

DESMOND THE MOON BEAR!
...how did i get here?
THE END.

Hello and welcome to Standing Up School.
~someone falls~
And you fail.

This is awesome thread. Do you like trains? Or mine turtles? :3

MINE TURTLE!

Technically I'm a tortoise.

Hello! ~boom~

'MAN YOU GOTTA HELP ME MY TIE IS EVIL IT'S GONNA KILL MEEEE'
'...*slowly steps back*'
'....Please don't hurt me.'
'Mwahahahahha...'

--

"Hey, it says 'gullible' in the ceiling."
"*looks* Oh, so it doe-Oooh you stole my lungs"

--

"Good bye, world..."
World: O-kay Jim I'll see you 'round, where you g-*bang* WOAH. NO, OH NO, NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT AT ALL

I spilled the milk.

Oh nooooo-
Nooooo~

*drowns in milk*

(ily for making this thread. ilyily)

Ok i just remembered this:
Guy: Mm cake *knife in cake*
Cake: AHHHHH NO WATER YOU DOING I HAVE A WIFE AND FAMILY!!!!
Guy: Noooooooooooooo!!!!!
Cake's Kids: Daddy noo!
*slip*

Dad: Hunny what are you drawing?
Girl: I'm drawing a bear :D
Bear: NOM ~eats girl~

How is simply spewing out quotes considered a legitimate subject for discussion.
It's like if all kids who had autism in a neighborhood would do a book club about the Harry Potter series, but simply say shit like "AVADA KEDABRA" or "I LOVE HARRY POTTAH U GUYS =)))" all the time instead of actually discussing the matter or exchange thoughts about it.

And to make this "discussion" at least a little bit valuable I think asdfmovie 1 and 2 were pretty funny/alright, but all the others have too forced humor and generally don't seem appealing, considering the fanbase of it is made up of dumb people, as this thread already demonstrates, too.

Gzu a dit :

How is simply spewing out quotes considered a legitimate subject for discussion.
It's like if all kids who had autism in a neighborhood would do a book club about the Harry Potter series, but simply say shit like "AVADA KEDABRA" or "I LOVE HARRY POTTAH U GUYS =)))" all the time instead of actually discussing the matter or exchange thoughts about it.

This.
Don't get me wrong - I love pretty much all the ASDF movies but it really pisses me off when you get fans that think it's funny to just repeat various quotes from them.

Anyway, I agree partially with the whole 'forced humour' thing although I still quite like the new ones - 3 being my favourite.

It's a magical pony flying in the sky--
Guy: Shoot it down.
Other guy with a bazooka: *Shoots the pony*

i never did understand the point of asdf movies
like whats the storyline

this thread made me physically and mentally sick im dying