I imagine he tastes like cookies soooo maybe

eating cookies

No.
Doing extreme sports.

YEAAAAH

rolling on the stairs?

yes :)P

trying to kill somone

Hm.... depends on the person.

Falling UP an escalator

yeah! :D

getting stuck in santa's belly

NO O_O

Getting stuck inside Slenderman's head? o.o

Ohh yes.

Falling from a tree? xD

depends on how many pugs.

getting stuck (with glue) with 3 pugs?

nooo
geting stuck in cookies/

No

Staying in Titanic in Minecraft?

No
Taking a bath in lotion

Oh hell yes :'D

Doing your mom

....... You serious? Of course the answer is FRIGGING HEAVENS NO!

Playing Minecraft? ovo -Yes I know, not very creative, but it's the only one I thought of-

yes

Being annoyed by fred?

Fuck no.

Learning extremely powerful and almost impossible magic that would change your life and amaze everyone?

Yaaa!

Being chased by crazy people.

hell no o3o

Smosh coming to ur house, but they slap u with waffles and post it on YouTube o3o

yes

Having to act like yourself when you dont want to and get striked by eleven lightnings

Nope.

Being pranked, then they really rape u