" [...] These are the girls that think that pick up lines are cheesy. They don't even know what cheesy means yet "
- [...] And I know you're probably " feta "* with all these guys comin' up to you...
- So I'm gonna do keep this "Brie" - f
- I think it would be a " Gouda " - dya if we like hanged out together
- Or maybe you prefer to Provolone
- ( the girl ) Oh my gosh you're like the cutest guy I've ever seen. Let's take a picture. Come on, say " cheeeese ! "
- That wasn 't even a good one ! *walks away*
- Nigahiga
*note that these are cheese names

I found Wallet, your son.

Plokmijnuhb a dit :

Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.

OMFG! LOL, yes

-what does he look like, an animal?!
-no, he looks like this: he.

Are you made of butter? 'Cause you're fat.

Was it love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?

If you were a cheetoh, you'd be flamin' hot :J

he's a "noob" with girls

"A dog with da laides" ~Stan from Dog with a blog :3

Hey baby I like you because well you'r not a baby Call me

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

I must be a Snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

Jesus paid for our sins. Can you pay for dinner?

Johnlantern a dit :

Jesus paid for our sins. Can you pay for dinner?

I'm going to go use this on some guys

are you a parking ticket? cause youve got fine written all over you.

Are you nothing? Cause you are worthless.

The lone wolf walks away. Does that make me a lone wolf too?

You free friday? If not, how much are you?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put u and i as far away as possible

best

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.