a con artis came up to you and conned you out of it

I had an Iphone in my ocket until......

i broke it

i had and ice cream in my pocket until...

it melted

I had a Cupcake in mai pocket until

Shaggy ate It

I had a Super Meat Boy Card in my pocket until

Shaggy from Scooby Doo

Mario stole it

I had a Goomba Head in my pocket until

You pulled out of your pocket

I had a Wocket in my pocket until..

I had Funrules in my pocket until...

finally made it back to the mouse hole

I had a chocolate in mah pocket until I

farted on it and it melted ;-;

I had bunnies making cookies in my pocket until I

ran out of ingredients

I had a Chainsaw in my pocket until I...

turned it on and it shredded my pants

I had pillows in my pants until i...

Mistaken them as gigantic tissues and threw them out
I had gunpowder in my pants until I...

accidently lit it on fire.


I had a baloon in my pocket until I..

Popped it.

I had Pluto in my pocket until I....

Threw it away.
I had Miley Cyrus in my pocket until I...

killed her :>D

^ Skipping.
murdered her.

I havelollipops in my pocket then I...

Ate it

I had a pikachu in mu pocket then I...

Trained it

I had a marshmellow in my pocket then I...

Ate it

I had a Pichu in my pocket then I....