My mom or dad would mistake me for a bug and kill me
so no

I WISH i were as small as a bug.

Sometimes, it would allow me to stalk people creepily :D
The only problem would be if I got squished or crushed or swatted or smashed >.>

If i was as small? probably if i was an ant god no. im to lazy to wrk THAT hard.

Well it says as small as an ant, not an ant....
Pretty much I would, underground life woo

Lets say, NO. o_O I would DIE on the day I was born if I was an ant. Literally >.<

Well if ants attack me and see me as a threat, then probbably not because I would need to climb walls to get to food but I wouldn't be able

If they are friendly with me I could ride on their backs up the wall into my pantry

Well, I dunno :3 It depens.

Morning? = meh

School = NOPE.

Home = Maybe?

Computer = NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

^Sob in the corner = its too far.

Yes. yes I would survive.
1. I would notify no one of my condition.
2. Jump onto the policeman's back when he's checking where I disappeared.
3. Eat his donut.
4. Steal his donut.
5. Put it into the tiny refrigerator.
6. Live for a month.
7. Notify the world of my condition.
8. Go to the doctor.
9. Fire the dentist because she can't check my cavities.

Nope nope nope. I'd be smushed.

I can.
I sneak food in the middle of the night :3

-stones falls on top of me and crushes-
nope

The chances of me surviving are slim, though I'm not saying I CAN'T. I'm just saying it'd be hard for me.

WHY I CAN'T SURVIVE AS SMALL AS AN ANT:

1. I don't know how to live in a huge world ._.
2. I'd die either by being squished by a shoe, or get poisoned because of ant-killer
3. I'd be eaten by predators that feast on small insects

OMG IM AN ANT, LET'S EXPLORE

>3 seconds later

>Squished by human feet

God damnit. no.

Satash a dit :

nope, too much work

Me ^

Well i would probably survive like a week and when i die i would probably get squished by a apple like a human would drop a apple on me

id probably survive a milisecond before being squashed

ye- nope

Unlimited food? - Yes
Risk of being stomped on and unable to walk much of a distance? - No

If I could change to my normal form whenever I wanted to, yes.