EDIT: Because i want to.

Daddy, why did you eat my new computer? ;n; and my cookies.

EDIT: (oh yeah, you posted before me lol :P)

Because it tastes great!

Daddy, why are you staring out the window?

Because i want wind!

Daddy,why are you so bad?

I was a serial killer before you were born, son/daughter.

Dad, why are you covered in red paint?

red paint?i thought this was blood.*hides knife*

dad, why are u stalking me?o.O

I want to kill you, son/daughter.

Dad, why are you watching me like that? D:

because i am ur father and it is my job to protect u

dad why are you a killer?

Because of my wife

Dad why are you eating my lunch?

I eat what I want, where I want, when I want. That's including the bathroom, my daughter.

Dad, why are you throwing out all my books?

Because Internet is better

Dad, why are you staring at me?

because i want to

dad why are you eating my sister?

Because someone is going to kill me if I don't.

Dad, why are you licking the couch?

because it tatses good dont judge me child

dad why are you being so maean to me i thought u loved me

I do luv you, daughter, but you can just be a pain in the butt sometimes.

Dad, why do you forget to flush the toilet?

I do- it's just that my solid waste smells horrible.

Dad, why are you reading this?

because i want to


dad why are you looking at me like i did somethign wrong?

You ate my donut

Dad why do you watch My little Pony

My Little Pony is a place for grown men to relax, daughter.

Dad, why are you putting tape on my arm?

umm dont tell my friends

dad why do you eat poop?

Why not, daughter?


Dad, why aren't you letting me get drunk and wasted?