Because I just stole your machine gun.
Why I shouldn't kill you?

Because I created a time machine, so this thread will go back all the way to the beginning, then, I started this one:

Why should I not kill you?

You love science and me too.

Why should i not kill you?

Because I just changed my avatar!

Why should I not kill you?

because im too cute :3

Why should I not kill you

because i love rainbow dash :3

y shood i not killz u

Because I'm friends with Master Chief.

Why shouldn't I kill you?

Because if you kill me my people will avenge me and ocme after you and they will take your soul and your familys soul.

Why shouldn't I kill you?

Cuz I'm bored of dying.

Why shouldn't I kill you?

Because grass snakes are sexy

Why shouldn't I kill u?

Because i just ate your soul o.o

WHy should i not kill you

Because i'm giving you 1,0000,0000,00000000,00000000000,9,0 $.
WHY SHOULD SLENDY NOT KILL YOU?

( ) <--i'm slendy
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Because I am your father.

Why should I not kill you?

because I have pie... :(


Why should i not kill you???? >:D

Cuz I will kill you >:D -evil laugh-

Why should I not kill you?

cuz im already dead
why should i not kill you?

because i'm kewl and all B] xD
why should i not kill you?

Cuz I will decide when to die.

Why shouldn't I kill you?

Because I am a human being.

Why shouldn't I kill you?

Because I'm innocent :"c

Why shouldn't I kill you?