Because you broke the time travel machine.

WHY CAN'T I HAVE STRAWBERRIES? ;_;

Because i ate them <:

WHY CAN'T I GET A NEW PHONE >'U

because you have 20 phones aready

why can't i spell already? ;_;

Cuz you don't know why.

Why can't I buy an iPad?

BECAUSE EVERYONE BOUGHT THEM BECAUSE THERE WERE ON SALE! WHY CAN'T I EAT PIE?!

BECAUSE I ATE THEM ALL WHY CANT NURSE JOY JUST STFU

NO DONT STFU


WHY CANT I FAP!

cuz u are Not an Xephos >:3

WHY DO I NEVER LOG ON WITH MY FRIEND RAMUFFIN D:

CUZ HE HATES YOU
WHY CANT I HAVE A PANDA AS A PET

Because Besito is the panda. o/

Why can't I not freeze whenever I use pictionary hotkeys?

WHY CAN'T I RIDE A UNICORN?!

BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO OVERWEIGHT! (Not trying to offend)

Why can't I date myself?

cuz yr harry styles love u (maybe not though.....but still u know)

why can i play my fav games

Cause you're rich

WHY CANT I EAT PIZZA EVERYDAY?

Lettucestar a dit :

Just because
Why can't i kill my classmates ;;

I LIKE UR PIC

Cause there is no more pizza WHY CANT I HAVE CANDY

Cause you have cavities
WHY CAN'T I COLOR MAH ARM

CAUSE I TIPIED UR HOUSE :D

Y CANT I BE A CLONE D:

becuz then the original would kill u.
WHY CAN'T I HAVE THE TARDIS?

Because you are glued to wall and can't move.

WHY CAN'T I EAT ICE CREAM?