i'd rathyer nut eat my favorite, Vapoeeonsa.

Why did you eat the grass?

Cuz im a cow. Why did you eat my bed? ( part of it )

because im a woodchuck and i eat wood


why did you eat all my monster high things?

Because i have no idea what Monster high is!
WHY DID YOU EAT MY PIZZA?! ;~;

Because I didn't have anything else to eat.

Why did you eat my math textbook? >:U

Because it tastes like pills

Why did you eat my pills

Because i was sick.

Why did you eat the Death Note?

Because it was evil...?

Why did you eat bombz?

I wanted to make an explosion in my house owo
Why did you eat Shiny's pills? >:o

I dunno

Why did you eat my car?

It tastes like sausages.

Why did you eat your uncle?

he looked like pie.

Why did you eat my fish?

i thought it was sushi '-'

Why did you eat your Iphone?

I wanted to gain it's power

Why did you eat your DUCK?!

Because i live in a chinese restaurant LOL

Why did you eat skype?

Because i want too.

Why did you eat my Cake?

Because I love cake.

Why did you eat my meat?

because you stole it from me D:<
Why did you eat my pet snake?

Because in thailand, the snak dosent eats you, instead we EAT DEM! (I aint from thailand)
Why did you ate my Hamster...? ;;

Cause Didsu
But anyway, why did you eat Pinkie Pie?