Eat it!

Doc, I have a baby!

Cook him/her!

Doc, my eyes are blue!

*Splashes green paint on eyes* Now you have green eyes :D

Doc, I got Heterochromia!

Then you are awesome and should be happy!

Doc, I ate some grass!

Than your a cow! Doc, My eyes match my body!

your a cylops. DEAL WITH IT!

Doc, i smell like flowery poop.

GUYS, U DON'T MAKE UR OWN, USE ONE IN THE INTRO -.- U DUMMIES. Anyways,
Hold this apple on ur forehead -_-

DOCTOR DOCTOR, A DINOSAUR BIT ME :[

let him finsh u

Doctor doctor, im a pegasus

Oh really? *throws you off the balcony* Those are fake wings >:D

Doctor! I farted :I

you killed the world.

DOCTAR.DOCTAR!MY @$$ IS ON FIRE!!!!

go drown then -poker face-

DOCTA DOCTA IM ON FIRE AND IT CANT BE EXTINGUISHED AND I CANT DIE!

You now have the power of FIREA.

Doctor! I can't eat!

then drink ur food.

DOCTA DOCTA UR ON FIRE CUZ OF MAH POWERS!!

*Pours water on myself* Fixed :D

Doctor doctor! My eyes fell out!

Put them back. Glue them with super glue, then they will never fall out again :D
But you won't be able to move them either xD

Doctor doctor! I can't move my hair! I just don't feel it! There msut be something wrong with it!

You seem to not have any hair....

Doctor doctor! I feel bad.

Listen to your favourite music and you'll start to feel better :D

Doc! HELP! I cannot breathe! -dying-

Hehehe.... die >:D

Doctor doctor! Im choking!

Did you eat something that got stuck in your throat? Lemme cut it out -takes a knfie- >:D
*too much violence*

Doc! I played Slender and now I'm scared to turn around!

I'll help, -turns roosi around- OMGDFNKESJHGNS!
-slender kills roosi- Oh well.
DOCTOR DOCTOR! SLENDER KILLED ROOSI NOW IDK WHAT DO DO WITH HER ARM!