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Help! THERE IS A SLENDER MAN CHASING ME!

You should buy a new car

HELP ME IM FRIENDS WITH THE MONSTER THAT'S UNDER MY BED!
what do i do?

Be its forbidden love <3

Help! There's a man fvcking me! What do I do?

(As soon as I thought this thats what I thought. Im not that kinda person o3o)

KICK him in the nuts (dunno buyt dat always works for BOYS)


help there's a man chasing me! wut do i do?

WACK HIM WITH A BAT
Help!, Theres a Honey Boo Boo chasing me! What do i do???

FREAKING KILL IT

Help! There's a Slenderman chasing me! What do I do?

THROW CUPCAKES AT HIM!

Help! There's a zombie chasing me! WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!?!

GET YOURSELF AN INCURABLE DECEASE!

Help! There's a sadist whiping me! What do I do?

bite his ass and slap him!

Help! There's a Warrior Cat fighting my mate! What do i do?

Run on front of your mate and defend him <3

Help! Theres a kit tresspassing on my territory! What do i do?

Use the kit!

Help! There is a stalker behind a stalker that been following me for ages!

Finish him off or cry and tell your parents


Help theres a website trying to show me manly man pictures

Look at them.

HELP!!!!!!!!! A BABYS CRYING! WHATA I DO???

Kill the baby.

HELP!!! THERE'S A NINJA STALKING ME!!!

Stuff a donut in its mouth. FATALLITY!!

Help! NOTCH IS A DUMBASS AND HES Eating ME WHAT DO DO I DO?

SNAP HIS FUCKING NECK

HELP THERES A FUCKING COP AFTER ME

Call his phone as a distraction!

Help! therez a thousand tacodragonnz after me wanting revenge when i ate their baby! what do i doooooooooooooooo?!

EAT THEM BE4 THEY EAT YOU :D


HALP MAH OLDER BROTHER IS TRYING 2 KILL ME! WTF DO I DOOOOO.. I DONT WAAANNNAA DIIIIEEE D:

Scream for mum xD

HELP!! THERE'S THOUSANDS OF KITTIES ON ME! (I'm allergic)

kill them. wait . dont kill me >;( * avatar *
HELP! THERE'S A CANNON BALL CHASING ME