Because they eat humans


Why is there big daddy in my room (dun know what that is well just go on google and type in bioshock big daddy AND THERE CHU GO)

idk but get it out

why is batman in my room?

because there was a fire in ur room while u were at school so i called batman to put it out and btw BATMAN Y R U STILL IN MY HOUSE???????????????

why is the nyancat in my room?

it ate spongeob

why is spongebobs body in my room?

ummmmm how did spongebob die in our house


why is there rain clouds in my room?

Catsloveraj a dit :

ummmmm how did spongebob die in our house

wait a minute were sharing houses?

Urlater a dit :

wait a minute were sharing houses?

AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT!

Catsloveraj a dit :

ummmmm how did spongebob die in our house


why is there rain clouds in my room?

Because you're sad.
Why is there a bed in my room?

So you cann have monsters under it.

Why is there a catasus in my room (part cat part pegasus)

Because your cat that you didn't spay was raped by a pegasus.

Why is there an old lady baking banana bread in my room?

That's your Granny...Baking you goodies :O

Why is there a giant turtle in my room?

Because you had a baby one and it grew up.

Why is there no monsters under my bed?

Because they went to your neighbours bed, dont worry they will be back soon!

Why is there a Mouse-Eating-Fraisie, In MY room?

Actually there is no fraise in his mouth. Because you are the mouse eating fraisie!

Why is there fire in my bedroom?

Because you thought the fire was an orange..


Why is there hobo's in my room?

cuz there homeless

why is my pikachu eating a axew in my rooom?

cuz hes hungry for axews

Why is a homo licking his dick in my room?

Because he thinks he's a cat.

Why is there an Atom Bomb in my room?

You didn't pick it up last night so you forgot about it untill now....

Why Is There A Horney Slender Man In My Room?

because the slenderman ... loves you? o.o

Why is there a Brain in my room?! O.o