because she was HAUT
Why did you twerk on the car ?

idk whats a twerk


why did you beat my sister?! *bully face*

Cause she poked me.

WHY DID YOU FART IN MY ROOM? ;.;

BECAUSE I'M A HUMAN BEING, THAT'S WHY. ^u^
Why did you just look through my diary? >:C

Because i can! :3

Why did you just eat my magic cookies?!?!?

i sowwy... i wush hungryryry...

Why did u just paint grey all ova mah rainbow stripez!

CAUSE IT'S COOL!why did you poop on me?

I ate too much chocolate.
Hey dude why did you eat all my chocolate

I ate it because it was Valentines Day candy, and it's Valentines Day.

Why did you take my banana? ;o;

To make you slip on it
why did u steal my tv? ;o;

becuase i have no cable!!!!

why did you take my jewls?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I need em for decoration for my diaper
Why did you steal my cat?

I wanted to pet it for a while. Here's it back. (*Gives*)

Why did you just tell me, "I will never give my fortune to you!"?

*Cough* I will kill you if you say that again, for I want more money and thee I shall one day! *Cough*

because i said so...

why did you just eat my cookie cake!!! >:U

becuase it has meat. and vampiers love meat www.why do vampiers love meat.com

why did you steal my kids >:3

Because I didn't C:<
Why didn't you groom my horseys?

^It's supposed to be "Why did you just" not "Why didn't you". Skipping.

Mickeychub a dit :

why did you steal my kids &gt;:3

Because I wanted kids ;;

Why did you just destory my books? >:U

Because books are stupid.
Why did you just freeze like there is a zombie behind me when its only a crzy guy with gum all over his face?

because he was crazy and had gum all over his face

why did you eat my cans?

Cause my bro dare dme to
Why did you just try to kill meh?