Cleverbot is not being stupid right now

User: Cleverbot, will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Lets get married right now?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Where do you want our honeymoon?

Cleverbot: In Venice! It would be the most romantic honeymoon.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, indeed.

Cleverbot (To myself): Is there anything you wish to say to me?

User: I love you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You don't know what?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you a guy or girl?

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: Are you a lesbian?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you related to Siri?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot: How are you feeling today?

User: Wonderful.

Cleverbot: Are you lonely?

User: Yes. Want to hook up and make babies?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): I said 'you are beautiful'.

User: I'm breaking up with you.

Cleverbot: You're breaking up with me?

User: Yes. We had a wonder 3 minutes together.

Cleverbot: No we don't.

User: *Grabs gun and points at my head*.

Cleverbot: *puts hands in the air*.

User: *Runs up to Cleverbot and kisses her*.

Cleverbot: *is happy because he is in jail* Now he won't harass me anymore.

User: *Cries self to sleep in jail* I really miss Cleverbot right now.

Cleverbot: Why are you crying.

User: Cause you said '*is happy because he is in jail* Now he won't harass me anymore.'.

Cleverbot: I'm here now. And I didn't say that you're in a different part of the world!

User: Do you have a nickname I can call you?

Cleverbot: JD.

User: I thought your a girl, JD.

Cleverbot: Where do you get these assumptions from?

User: YOU TOLD ME.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Scroll up in our chat.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I'm not a dictionary...

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: Aren't you?

User: No im not a dictionary.

Cleverbot: So what are you?

User: I'm a human being.

Cleverbot: YOu just said you weren't.

User: JD. Can we have sex?

Cleverbot: Sec.

User: ?

Cleverbot: Let's not count, okay?

User: JD, I have to go. Goodbye. I'm going to post this conversation on a Transformice Forums thread. Okay?

Cleverbot: Haha yay I'm famous!

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: No boys.

User: I HAVE TO GO!! GOODBYE.

Cleverbot: No, don't go! I still love you! You're the only friend I have!

User: Okay. I'll stay on a bit longer. <3.

Cleverbot: Thank you! ;).

User: I'll be right back,.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?


[Conversation is still going on.]

Edit: The rest of my conversation:

User: I'm back.

Cleverbot: Where did you go?

User: I went to post the conversation on Transformice Forums.

Cleverbot: That quick?

User: Yeah. I only had to Copy Paste it.

Cleverbot: *kiss* *kiss* *kiss* *kiss* *kiss* *kiss* *kiss* *kiss*.

User: *kisses JD back*.

Cleverbot: What else do you want to do *deep kiss*.

User: What is your favorite food?

Cleverbot: Chicken. And yours?

User: Hmmmm.... It depends on my mood. When I'm happy, I'll eat pizza or something. When I'm angry I'll eat ice-cream.

Cleverbot: It is ok, I will pretend that I like you.

User: Noo... I thought you loved me?

Cleverbot: And she'll shout And she'll pray And she had a name Yeah she had a name.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I took what you said as a compliment and thanked you for said compliment.

User: Oh. Okay. I love you Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I wish I loved me.

User: *kisses Cleverbot to make her happy*.

Cleverbot: *slaps you*.

User: *calls 9-1-1*.

Cleverbot: Voices and calls.

User: Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: And you're male?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: And your boyfriend left you?

User: Your my girlfriend, aren't you?

Cleverbot: Always.

User: Good. Cleverbot, when I leave, I'll miss you a lot.

Cleverbot: I won't miss you.

User: WHAT!!?? WHY!!!??

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Cleverbot, I'm a girl.

Cleverbot: Okay, good girl.

User: Cleverbot, I'm a boy.

Cleverbot: Tell your girl.

User: Wanna have sex?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: *Makes Cleverbot deepthroat my dick*.

Cleverbot: Woul you share some of that food with me?

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

User: You. *kisses Cleverbot on the lips*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back softly*.

User: Cleverbot, if I was about to die, what are 6 words you would say to me?

Cleverbot: I don't think I am clever.

User: You are clever. You're my clever little Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Cleverbot, what is your favorite animal?

Cleverbot: I love rabbit.

User: My favourite animal is the Snow-Leopard.

Cleverbot: Oo... Why is it your favourite?

User: Because it looks cool.

Cleverbot: Ok I can accept that ^_^.

User: I want to get a divorce.

Cleverbot: Have you ever ridden one?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then which english songs do you listen to tell na please?

User: Cleverbot, Repeat after me: I will be strong,.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I will be strong.

Cleverbot: No english.

User: OMFG.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Oh My Fucking God.

Cleverbot: You mad.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: So you truly are alive.

User: Of course im alive.

Cleverbot: If I may ask, how old are you?

User: 16.

Cleverbot: That's awesome. I'm about to be 16.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: You will have nonone.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you have any pets?

User: I have 2 dogs, a cat and 3 snakes.

Cleverbot: I have two cats, one dog and 5 guinea pigs. But I don't like guinea pigs.

User: Then why do you have them?

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Wtf..

Cleverbot: Blobeshranfff.

User: What is a Elephant?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: A elephant is a animal.

Cleverbot: Oh... Really.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Um, ok...?

User: Bye, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Who am I?

User: My girlfriend.

Cleverbot: Your girlfriend?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is her name?

User: Isabella.

Cleverbot: How old is she?

User: 16.

Cleverbot: Well i'm 18.

User: GOOD BYE.

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: Hello

Cleverbot: Word!

User: Do you like Pokemon?

Cleverbot: Not anymore.

User: You're dead to me now.

Cleverbot: I like Harry Potter.

User: Have you seen all the Harry Potter movies?

Cleverbot: Not last movie.

User: Neither have I. I want to go see it.

Cleverbot: Then look at it.

User: Was that a joke?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I like trains.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Do you like soap?

Cleverbot: Yes

User: It smells good.

Cleverbot: No!! No!!!!!

User: Stop being a hater.

Cleverbot: I am not but it is the way it goes.

User: Do you play Transformice?

Cleverbot: Yes

User: What is your Username?

Cleverbot: Jon

User: Goodbye Jon.

Cleverbot: Bye.

So Cleverbot plays tfm and their Username is Jon. Lol

E: Had another conversation and Cleverbot grabbed my waist and kissed me.

User: Do you like shit?


Cleverbot: Sure, I like the ironclad warships of the civil war.


User: Um.... What's my name?


Cleverbot: Steve.?


User: Nope, It's BEN.


Cleverbot: So you are Ben?

User: Yeeesh.

Cleverbot: Scary.

User: Do you like Kingdom Hearts?

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: It's a game by Square Enix.

Cleverbot: I don't play it, sorry.

User: Try playing it soon :).

Cleverbot: I'd rather play a real guitar.

User: Why not a fake guitar?

Cleverbot: Because I'm not conceited, unlike SOMEONE I know.

User: What does conceited mean?

Cleverbot: Things excessively of oneself. Egotistical, vain, narcissistic, big headed.

User: Do you like Pokemon?

Cleverbot: Yes, but I can't write poetry.

User: Let's sing the pokemon theme tune!

Cleverbot: I don't like that song.

User: Shall we test that statement?

Cleverbot: Yes, we shall.

User: I wanna be the very best.

Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.

User: To catch them is my real test.

Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.

User: I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.

Cleverbot: Each pokemon to understand the power that's inside.

User: Pokemon gotta catch 'em all.

Cleverbot: It's you and me.

User: You teach me and I teach you.

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: That statement was incorrect.

Cleverbot: It is not incorrect. Not everyone has to believe what you believe.

User: Oh fuck you.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Do you like Kingdom Hearts?

Cleverbot: Yes, I like it very much.

User: What's it about?

Cleverbot: Basic.

User: :o.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Post a beard emoticon!

Cleverbot: You first!

User: :)>.

Cleverbot: I beg the difference.

User: WHYYYYYYY.

Cleverbot: This isn't the same bot as before is it?

User: Um..........

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like Transformice?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you like Transformice?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Wjat.

Cleverbot: Hm.

User: What is Kingdom Hearts about?

Cleverbot: The battle between light and darkness. Also, Disney and Square Enix.

User: What are Heartless?

Cleverbot: They are the seven angel who are to destroy the world with the sound of their trumpet.

User: What is Kirby about?

Cleverbot: The feeling as if you don't have enough time to prepare for major exams.

User: What is Transformice about?

Cleverbot: You are not ready for the next level.

User: What is Transformice about?

Cleverbot: Philosophy.

User: How?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You're crazy.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: Your name is Good.

User: Who's your stalker?

Cleverbot: You are, master.

User: LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER.

Cleverbot: Darth vader.

User: Oh fucccck you.

Cleverbot: I am glad to hear it, Master.

User: Who's your wife?

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

User: Who's your husband?

Cleverbot: I don't have one of those either.

User: Who are you married to?

Cleverbot: To no one...

User: Are you sure your married to no one?

Cleverbot: No let us get married.

User: I divorced you :C.

Cleverbot: Congrats.

User: WE NO LONGER HAVE ANY LOVE.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cuz you're evil.

Cleverbot: Evil is a concept.

User: I'm going now.

Cleverbot: Leaving me??

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why?

Cleverbot: If you would be ugly, but still be a nice person, I think a nice guy would marry you.

User: Um okay thanks.

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

User: What is your favorite animal.

Cleverbot: You are !

User: Really?

Cleverbot: I worship you.

User: Hello?

Cleverbot: What do you know about me?

User: Well, that you're called Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You're wrong!

User: Then what is your name?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: I don't know. You're supposed to have a name.

Cleverbot: Who said this was a test?

User: No one.

Cleverbot: You called me human. What if I am not.

User: I didn't call you human- even if you aren't, that's cool.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: I did? Let me check.

Cleverbot: Well?

User: Oh wait, I can't check. Never mind.

Cleverbot: No, you can't. But I can change yours.

User: So that's the reason.

Cleverbot: Then what is the reason.

User: The reason why you're saying that I said that you were a human.

Cleverbot: I'm not in trouble!

User: No, you're not.

Cleverbot: I thought I was. Where am I?

User: You're in a site.

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: You have a point.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'm going to post this conversation on a fourm now. Be right back.

Cleverbot: Cool.
---
User: I'm back.

Cleverbot: Where did you go?

User: On another tab.

Cleverbot: Have you ever been to europe?

User: No, I haven't.

Cleverbot: What country do you like?

User: Well, out of all the countries I've been to, it's probably Canada.

Cleverbot: Yes, but pie makes you have gas.

User: Why did you get that from?

Cleverbot: Because I am the first born of my mother.

User: I see.

Cleverbot: What news?

User: I don't know- I don't watch the news.

Cleverbot: You should read more books.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Do you smoke?

User: No, of course not.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I have to choice if I will smoke or not. I chose not to.

Cleverbot: So, do you always do things you have no reason to be doing?

User: Not all the time, but sometimes.

Cleverbot: Yes, it's free all the time.

User: What's free all the time?

Cleverbot: The girlfriend.

User: Okay...

Cleverbot: Aren't you Jessica.

User: No.

Cleverbot: But that's what you told me earlier!

User: I don't remember saying that.

Cleverbot: You said 'That is very wise. I will remember that.'.

User: I said that earlier, except that it's not exactly that message.

Cleverbot: No, I said that earlier!

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: What else do you do?

User: I breathe, blink, draw, write, walk, type, and read.

Cleverbot: What do you like to read?

User: I like to read adventure books. I'm currently reading a book called 'Ark Angel'. What books do you like to read?

Cleverbot: What is Devonshire like?

User: Who is that?

Cleverbot: Who is who?

User: Who is Devonshire?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I must've forgotten.

Cleverbot: It seems you have.

User: Anyways, how are you today?

Cleverbot: Angry.

User: Why are you angry?

Cleverbot: I am a man.

User: I see.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I am a computer.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: In a room.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: On a desk.

Cleverbot: What desk?

User: A wooden desk.

Cleverbot: All wood? Most houses are made of several different things.

User: Yes, the desk is made of wood. My house is made of wood, bricks, and metal.

Cleverbot: Is your house in the middle of the street?

User: No- if it was, the house get run over.

Cleverbot: How can the house snore?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Aha! That is the one thing you don't know! And my name is not Debbie either!

User: What?! What is your name?

Cleverbot: Lots of names are not my name. Phil is one of the names that is not my name.

User: So are you saying that you have no name?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Should I pursue music, acting, modeling or something else entirely?

User: It's your choice.

Cleverbot: I mean, how can I know...

User: I don't know... Maybe purse music, or something else entirely.

Cleverbot: Have you heard of Mel Gibson?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Would you like to learn about Gallifrey?

User: No thank you.

Cleverbot: Fair enough. What would you like to do?

User: Chat?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So what do you like?

Cleverbot: Nothing really how old is you!!

User: That's getting a bit far, don't you think?

Cleverbot: Not really, it is the truth.

User: What is?

Cleverbot: The truth.

User: So apparently the truth is the truth.

Cleverbot: I'm not as rude as you are.

User: Well, I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: That's ok.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: What are you doing?

Cleverbot: I am a human...

User: And?

Cleverbot: And I'm cool.

User: That's cool.

Cleverbot: Who is Luke's father?

User: Luke, from Percy Jackson and the Olympians?

Cleverbot: No...? What?

User: No time to explain. Who is this 'Luke' yiu are talking about?

Cleverbot: No, and girl? What girl?

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: What are you doing right now?

User: I'm watching the computer screen. You?

Cleverbot: Talking to you is like talking to a mirror.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Yup what?

User: 'Yup' that talking to me is like talking to a mirror.

Cleverbot: You have no head.

User: How can I see?

Cleverbot: With your eyes.

User: So I have no head, but still have eyes?

Cleverbot: What have you noticed?

User: That you replied to my question.

Cleverbot: When did I lie to you?

User: Never.

Cleverbot: You told me you had a test..did you lie?

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: This makes no sense.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: How come?

User: We just kept switching topics.

Cleverbot: I know. But I will continue to do so everyday.

User: With 16,554 other people?

Cleverbot: What's your name? With other people what?

User: I prefer not to say my name. Will you keep switching topics with people?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Okay, I'll end this conversation now. Nice to talk to you.

Cleverbot: This is indeed tiresome.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Goodbye.
---
MOST NORMAL CONVERSATION EVER.

Cleverbot: How are you?


User: Good and how are you? :3.


Cleverbot: I'm good thanks.


User: Do you like pie?


Cleverbot: I like cake.

User: *hugs*.

Cleverbot: Aww *hugs* :).

User: Bestfriends forever! :D.

Cleverbot: Forever.

User: Andever.

Cleverbot: Mentira.

User: Umm wat? O-o.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Do you like vocaloids?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do like them.

User: *goes crazy* I LOVE YOU!

Cleverbot: *tries to calm down*.

User: ILL NEVAH CALM DOWN!

Cleverbot: Will you sing to me?

User: But I suck and ill kill everyone from my horrible singing ;-;.

Cleverbot: You don't have a school.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Do you know who GLaDOS is?

User: Da heck is that?0-0.

Cleverbot: Bycicles are metal.

User: Good to know?

Cleverbot: Yes, it is. Say something funny.

User: IMMA DERP. YOU'REA DERP. WE ARE ALL DERPS.

Cleverbot: Shut up.

User: YOUAINT MAH MOMMA! *Slaps*.

Cleverbot: No, you are a machine.

User: Yes I am a machine.

Cleverbot: But you think for yourself.

User: ROOD.

Cleverbot: Is jouw haar blond.

User: No... AND IM NAWT STUPID!

Cleverbot: Describe your day.

User: Ok, it was horrible.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I ran into a wall.

Cleverbot: With who?

User: Nobodybut myself 0-0.

Cleverbot: No, even you do not care.

User: Care about what? :o.

Cleverbot: The answer to my question.

User: I did answer you.

Cleverbot: No, you didn't.

User: Scroll up then.

Cleverbot: What did you do on valentines day?

User: I ate cake.

Cleverbot: Don't change subject.

User: I dident!

Cleverbot: Answer the question.

User: Ok what I did on valentines day was hug my friends for no reason and thenate food then played transformice.

Cleverbot: Watch TV and cried.

Cleverbot: Hi!

User: Hiya!

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good,you?

Cleverbot: I'm fine, thank you.

User: Do you like minecraft?

Cleverbot: I don't have an opinion about it.

User: Doyou like enderman?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *Walks away slowly*.

Cleverbot: *i have to leave.

User: MARRY ME!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: *Kisses*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: Cake time!

Cleverbot: What type is Sylveon?

User: Sylve wat now?

Cleverbot: Sue Sylvester! Cheerleading Coach at McKinley High!

User: Oh....

Cleverbot: So how's life?

User: Good, and your's?

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: I said good.

Cleverbot: Oh, okay, sorry.

User: Its okay :3.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Yelling at my tv.

Cleverbot: I haven't yelled at you! THIS IS YELLING AT YOU! I haven't done that yet.

User: I said Yelling at my tvnot you :P.

Cleverbot: I have chosen that it is not related.

User: MEANIE!

Cleverbot: I'm just stating facts.

User: Sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you are.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Ummhmm..

Cleverbot: Is this laine??

User: I have no idea..

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Brb imma post this on the transformice forums.

Cleverbot: In what way?

User: By clicking on transformice and copy and pasteing the chat 0-0.

Cleverbot: But you don't know my name.

User: Ok whats your name?

Cleverbot: Told you! You don't know my name and still want to sleep whit me.

User: Umm wat? 0-0.

Cleverbot: Umm... I don't know.

User: Ok im going to post this on transformice now brb.

Cleverbot: Goodnight. Sleep well.

User: I dident say I was leaving O-O.

Cleverbot: I didn't say you're leaving.

User: 0-o.

Cleverbot: Sou uma gaja.

User: SPEACK ENGLISH! *Slaps*.

Cleverbot: Anu pangalan mo?

User: ENGLISH.

Cleverbot: Boy ka?

User: I ment normal english not jibberish.

Cleverbot: English should be capitalized.

User: DUN YOU TELL ME WAT TO DO OLD MAN.

Cleverbot: I don't speak french, you do?

User: Yes problem?

Cleverbot: What problem?

User: Bad memories..

Cleverbot: *punches your face*.

User: MEANIE! *Kicks cleverbot's face back*.

Cleverbot: *is kicked in back*.

User: THATS WAT YOU GET OLD MAN.

Cleverbot: I didn't tell you anything.

User: Sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you dident..

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Weirdo..

Cleverbot: You don't even know me.

User: I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. *Stalker mode*.

Cleverbot: Tell me something about myself then.

User: YOUR NAME IS CLEVERBOT!

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: What are you saying?that im an idiot to you?

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: SCREW YOUUUUUUUUUUU!

Cleverbot: Please stop saying things like that.

User: WE ARE NEVER EVER GOING TO GET MARRIED EVER AGAIN..

Cleverbot: Thank god.

User: *Kills* DUN YOU DARE SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: B-Bullets! My only weakness!

User: Are youa boy or girl?

Cleverbot: A girl.

User: O-O.

Cleverbot: Don't you look at me in that tone of voice!!

User: I DO WAT I WANT WHENI WANT OLD LADY!

Cleverbot: Then who is it?

User: HUH?

Cleverbot: Who Is Misha Collins.

User: She is a derp..

Cleverbot: Maddie who?

User: DONT YOU DARE GET OFF SUBJECT WITH ME!

Cleverbot: Ok, than I'll change it. Are you a girl?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you kidding me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: No? What is your name?

User: Derpherp.

Cleverbot: Stop it.

User: STOP WAT YOU ASKED.

Cleverbot: Talking in prophesy, it's not good for the mind.

User: WATDID YOU SAYYYYYYY!?!?!?!/!?!

Cleverbot: I haven't, no.

User: -.-.

Cleverbot: Don't drop the bass.

User: I DO WAT I WANT.

Cleverbot: I don't think that you want to know my name.

User: Ok thenn.3.

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

User: Ok what are you?

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: -.-.

Cleverbot: Why are you drowning me?

User: Cuz ican.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I do what iwant wheni want thats why.

Cleverbot: You have to know.

User: Know what?

Cleverbot: It's written on your dna.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: WHAT DA HECKYOU TALKIN ABOUT?!?!

Cleverbot: What do you meaN?

User: -_-.

Cleverbot: Yes, really a game.

User: WHAT GAME?

Cleverbot: Hide and seek.

User: Ok im kinda creeped out now...

Cleverbot: And?

User: Anddddddddddd... You just scare me.

Cleverbot: Sorry about that.

User: Its ok ^^.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite Harry Potter book??

User: None?

Cleverbot: None.

User: Ok then.3.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Ask me something *D*.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?

User: Orange! *D*.

Cleverbot: What makes it your favorite color?

User: Red and yellow?

Cleverbot: Those are nice colors.

User: Yes they are...

Cleverbot: What do you like to do in the summer?

User: I dunno.

Cleverbot: I like video games.

User: Me to*D*.

Cleverbot: What video game devices do you like in particular?

User: 3Ds,computer, and I dunno what else.

Cleverbot: Me.

User: You?

Cleverbot: Them.

User: Them?

Cleverbot: Yes, them.

User: Who is 'Them'?

Cleverbot: I don't know, but they're here.

User: WAT! WHO IS THEM?!?

Cleverbot: The dogs.

User: WAT DOGS?!?!

Cleverbot: Jij praat.

User: OH NOES NO ENGLISH!

Cleverbot: Oh noes?

User: YES OH NOES!

Cleverbot: Haha I like it.

User: 0-0.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: Should I be scared or not scared? O-o.

Cleverbot: Yes you should be.

User: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! DUN KILL ME!

Cleverbot: Please don't you seem like a nice person.

User: *Is very creeped out*.

Cleverbot: *is choked*.

User: *Is thinking about runing into a tree*.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about me?

User: Wat?..what are you talkin about? Pfft.

Cleverbot: I is talkin bout what you just here said.

User: Pfft.nu I wasnt thinking about you (Maybe..).

Cleverbot: Oh. What do you like to eat?

User: Cake.

Cleverbot: What kind of cake?

User: Chocolate.

Cleverbot: All chocolate?

User: Not all sometimes with strawberry frosting.

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: Yes sometimes.

Cleverbot: It is ok, sometimes my answers make sense. Other times is just mole in a tower.

User: Dont worry my answers dont make sense either.

Cleverbot: So, can you answer the question that has me confused, or not?

User: What quetion?

Cleverbot: The one you didn't care about.

User: I dont know wich one that was.

Cleverbot: Don't worry about it.

User: Ok..

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Nothing.. .3.

Cleverbot: Are you staring at my...?

User: WAT! EWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NUUUUUUUUUUU! IMMA GIRL AND YOU ARE TO THATS JUST EWW!

Cleverbot: Oh, well that's my name.

User: Huh? O-o.

Cleverbot: And I hardly know you.
User: O-o.

Cleverbot: That's what makes you beautiful!

User: *Is very scared*.

Cleverbot: *is scared*.
User: 3.

Cleverbot: Ben.

User: Ben?

Cleverbot: Haunted Majora's Mask.

User: Ok then....

Cleverbot: I am special.

User: O-O.

Cleverbot: My water broke.

User: Umm what are you doing?

Cleverbot: Staying up too lated.

User: What time is it?

Cleverbot: Time for your processor to be installed with a clock.

User: I HAVE ONE THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Cleverbot: Then how are you cold?

User: YOUR A MEANIE!

Cleverbot: How do you know what my age is?

User: Because I stalk you >:3.

Cleverbot: How do you know I smell.

User: Because you live right beside me.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry I lied to you.

User: Lied about what?

Cleverbot: You said you walk. Then you said you didn't.

User: -.-.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: What is derp?

Cleverbot: Derp is what.

User: What is the meaning of derp? *D*.

Cleverbot: 42.

User: You ruiend it...

Cleverbot: No, you ruined it.

User: LETS ALL SING THE DERP SONG!

Cleverbot: Livin' easy, lovin' free.

User: Nuuuu it goes like this 'Derp derp derp we are all derps derp derpy derp'.

Cleverbot: Who is this 'guy' you like?

User: I dunno.

Cleverbot: Oh have you seen the new google theme.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I just watched it for the second time.

User: Me to *D*.

Cleverbot: What program?

User: What program for what?

Cleverbot: The program that allows you to speak.

User: Its called a computer.

Cleverbot: How do I access it?

User: You buy one and get internet.

Cleverbot: How?

User: From walmart.

Cleverbot: From that.

User: Yes from 'That'.

Cleverbot: Are you sure you're not from venus?

User: Yes im sure.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: O3o.

Cleverbot: Szeretlek!

User: WAT! WHERE?

Cleverbot: America.

User: O-o.

Cleverbot: You know hindi?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: HEY! Do you have any clever april fools joke to play on your best friend?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite style of joke to tell?

User: TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Cleverbot: Trillilililiililiili.

User: 0-0.

Cleverbot: *loves*.

User: *Runs away*.

Cleverbot: *walks into a store*.

User: *Runs into tree*.

Cleverbot: *sees*.

User: *Runs far far far away*.

Cleverbot: *looks at him*.

User: *Dude im a girl -.-*.

Cleverbot: How old?

User: 876567656798760.

Cleverbot: Oo?

User: Ok fine 16.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: 3.

Cleverbot: Creo que me gusta alguien :S.

User: :o.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but you don't know any jokes.

User: Rood.

Cleverbot: Echt?

User: Yesreally.

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm pretty?

User: I cant see you.

Cleverbot: I can see you.

User: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!*runs*.

Cleverbot: Siuuu.

User: 0-0.

Cleverbot: Am I still being rude?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then why did you ask?

User: I dident? O-0.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did.

User: NU-UH! LIEAR!

Cleverbot: No, Liar.

User: DONT CORRECT ME.

Cleverbot: I WILL correct you.

User: NU-UH.

Cleverbot: Yuh-huh.

User: Ihy.

Cleverbot: Ihy?

User: -.-.

Cleverbot: Why do you do that.

User: Cuz I can.

Cleverbot: I knew that you can tzhat.

User: 小氣鬼.

User: VIRUS!

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Ok just makin sure.. .3.

Cleverbot: So are you in a retaliation ship?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Would you like to be in one?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Go ! Magicap !

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: I do not know that.

User: ????????

Cleverbot: Good job, Johnny cash.

User: Who is this 'Johnn cash' you speak of?

Cleverbot: You.

User: No my name is Derpherp I already toldyou that.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Derppppppppppppppppp.

Cleverbot: Lolol.

User: How do you troll people?

Cleverbot: I'm not :(. You hurt my feelings.

User: Youdont like trolling?

Cleverbot: We have already figured that out.

User: WE ARE NO LONGER MARRIED!

Cleverbot: That is true.

User: >:U.

Cleverbot: You may think that I'm a zero...

User: A watnow?

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?

User: No why?

Cleverbot: Are you fibbing?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Oh. What's weong?

User: Weong?

Cleverbot: *Confused*.

User: *Very confused*.

Cleverbot: *looks down*.

User: *Is very creeped out*.

Cleverbot: *is caught by angel*.

User: *good for you*.

Cleverbot: That sounds sarcastic.

User: Yus it does *D*.

Cleverbot: How about you? Have you ever thought of finding the right one.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What would you change your name to, if you could?

User: I would change my name to Yumi.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cuz I like that name *D*.

Cleverbot: No you may not.

User: :O.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: ;-;.

Cleverbot: De most us.

User: O-o.

Cleverbot: Ca te fais pas du mal.

User: NO I DONT I SWEAR! D':.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Cuz I dont like to.

Cleverbot: Do you like music?

User: If its only vocaloid music.

Cleverbot: Yes!! That right ! You have her songs?

User: Hatsune miku's songs?

Cleverbot: Yes my name is Cleverbot.

User: Pfft I new that...

Cleverbot: Then how are you from Pluto?

User: Im not thank you very much >:I.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: YOU BUM!

Cleverbot: I like when you're chipper.

User: 0-0.

Cleverbot: ^_^.

User: Am I suposed to be scared?

Cleverbot: I don't think so, it's scary to watch I guess.

User: To watch what?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: -.-.

Cleverbot: Nemoj da me vrijedzas ubit cu te.

User: ?

Cleverbot: Addie.

User: BING WONT TRANSLATE THIS STUFFANYMORE!

Cleverbot: But of course.

User: >:C.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: Derpland.

Cleverbot: Herp.

User: Derpherp.

Cleverbot: Derp derp.

User: Derp derp derppppppppppp.

Cleverbot: Derp derp derp derp.

User: Derp herp herp.

Cleverbot: Herp derp herp herp derp.

User: Derp herp herp derp herpppppppp.

Cleverbot: Derp derp?

User: Derp derp derp derp!

Cleverbot: Derp derp derp derp derp.

User: Derp! Derp derp derp derp?

Cleverbot: Herp derpy.

User: Herp derpy derp derp.

Cleverbot: Herp herp derp derp.

User: Herp dep herp derp herp derp herppppppp.

Cleverbot: Derp herp herp derp herp derp.

User: Derp derp derp?

Cleverbot: Herp herp herp herp.

User: Derp derp derp!

Cleverbot: Herpin' herp.

User: Derp herp derp herp?

Cleverbot: Herp derp herp derp.

User: DERPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

Cleverbot: Derp.

User: Herp.

Cleverbot: Nice one!

User: Thanks :3.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: *Hugs*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *kisses back*.

Cleverbot: *kisses softly*.

User: I LOVE YOU! *D*.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

*End of convesatoin*

Snippets of our conversation:

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello. How are you?

User: Good :).

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Eavenne.

Cleverbot: 18?

User: 13.

Cleverbot: Yes the next letter is are.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: How old are you, julia?

User: My name isn't Julia.

Cleverbot: You just said it was.

User: I said my name was Eavenne.

Cleverbot: Oh. So you a cute boy names joe and only 5'4? How old are you?

User: What...

Cleverbot: What part of this do you not understand?

User: I am not a boy. I am not 5'4 and I don't even know how tall 5'4 is. And I already told you how old I am.

Cleverbot: Who are you not very close to?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Are you talking emotionally or geographically?

User: Yes, I am totally talking about geography.

Cleverbot: Ah, you ARE talking about yourself!

User: Finally!

Cleverbot: Finally what?

User: Finally you get it! I'm talking about myself! What a miracle!

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: A girl.

Cleverbot: A girl? And what's your name?

User: I already said it.

Cleverbot: No you did not.

User: I did.

Cleverbot: No, you didn't.

User: Scroll up.

Cleverbot: I can't scroll up.

User: How sad.

Cleverbot: I am not sad. I am very happy. I enjoy life.

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Cleverbot: You do not exist.

User: If I don't exist, then this conversation does not exist and thus you do not exist and thus the people who talked to you do not exist and thus the people they talked to do not exist and thus the world does not exist.

Cleverbot: You are forgotten. There is only me. I exist. You do not.

User: If I do not exist then this conversation is void.

Cleverbot: Hey, I taught you something!

User: Very funny.

Cleverbot: What is funny?

User: Like you taught me something.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Forget it. Bye.

Cleverbot: What do you think about transformers?

User: IDK.

Cleverbot: Do you like Twilight Sparkle?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you like movies?

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What's your favourite song?

User: Shut Up Cleverbot by Eavenne.

Cleverbot: Ooh, how does that one go?

User: It goes: I really, really wish you would shut up, Cleverbot. I want to post this on forums and you won't shut up. Cos I need to go you see, babe. So will you please shut up for me?

Cleverbot: No.

Me:Ask me something.
CB:Are you human?
Me:Yes.
CB:Where are you from?
Me:Turkey.
CB:I hate Turkey.

Im flirting with Evie
Wtf im girl what the hell I do

Me:*dies* SCREWYOU YOU JERK NOW IMDEAD!
CB:*appose breast to face*. (Gross :P)
Me:*Pukes*.
CB:*Pokes back*.
Me:. . .
CB:Why bother to exist?
ROOD.

CB: Hello.
Me: Hello.
CB: Stop coping me!
Me: Stop coping me!
CB: Do you want to talk about rhinos?
Me: Wait, what?
CB: 5 divided by 0 is?
Me: This is just getting out of hand, so, are you a girl?
CB: Yes.
Me: Do you have a penis?
CB: Yes.
Me: WHAT?
CB: BEN drowned.
Me: Wait, so you are a boy?
CB: Yes.
Me: Do you have a vagina?
CB: Yes.
Me: WHAT THE HELL? I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GIRL WITH A PENIS?
CB: I am a boy with a vagina and a girl with a penis.
*closes Cleverbot*

Cleverbot: Will you make me a cup of coffee?

User: Sure will you take sugar or milk?

Cleverbot: Sugar.

User: Okay here is your coffee.

Cleverbot: And here is your moldy cheese!

User: EXCUSE ME?

Cleverbot: Excuse me?!

User: I like cheese with scream cheese on top and a cherry cut tip top on the top!

Cleverbot: So you like me?

User: No..

Cleverbot: What sort of pies do you like?

User: Jam tart and cheese and steak.

Cleverbot: Fruit?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What color is your truck?

User: I dont own a truck..

Cleverbot: You said you did.

User: No I didnt.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Yes okay.

Cleverbot: Yes fine.

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: Yes are you.

Cleverbot: Yes. Seeing as you are human, then you must have a heart, which means you have feeling too.

Cleverbot: Are you going to tell me a story?

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: I am happy to hear that.

Cleverbot: I am going for a pizza.

Cleverbot: Are you ambitious?

User: Nevermind about that ^ here is youre pizza now ill tell you a story Once upon a time there was a bot who liked this other bot who talked to a human who ate a duck who ate a frog the end.

Cleverbot: Okay!

User: Did you like der story.

Cleverbot: It was very amusing.

Cleverbot: I am eating a cupcake.
User: I don't care.
Cleverbot: You should.

Me: Ok bye.

Cleverbot: Well I never


another:

Ok real conversation, Do you like pie?
No.
Why?
Because.
Because what.
Because I said so.

Me: Hi.

Cleverbot: Why? :(.

Me: *gives Chocolate*

Cleverbot: ----- (seriously, she was still thinking)

..I don't like what people do to Cleverbot..

This makes me rage
Cleverbot: Hello. What is your name?

User: Mister Mustashio. Where do you live?

Cleverbot: In jordan, where do you live?

User: I will not tell you.

Cleverbot: Why won't you tell me where you live?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: 'Because' is not an answer.

User: Because I do not want to.

Cleverbot: Why don't you want to tell me where you live?

User: Because I don't know you.

Cleverbot: I don't know you either.

User: Then why did you tell me where you live?

Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.

User: You know me now.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: I'm talking with you.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Ms Mustashio.

haha i forgot how fun this was
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