Has its fire proof undergarmets on

Chuck norris touches it

then chuck noris died

i rape ant

The censorship makes sure no damage is done,

I give it a girlfriend, wedding plans, and a honeymoon to Hawaii (secret ant repellent store)

It survived...due to enjoyness.

Since it knows Quantom physics and Becomes Angry and Strong....It became a Semi-GOD :O

No! Semi-GODs don't exist, only Semi-Gods do! (See what I did there?)

I let my transformice mouse loose on it. The thing is, my mouse is infinitely sucking a lollie. The ant crawled onto the lollie. My mouse, alarmed, kills it.

Ant is a ninja

"nin nin" XD

I send the ant to a puppy store where it dies of "icuteahfaint"

The ant is blind and can't see the adorable fluffy puppies.

I put the ant outside and it sponatiously combusts.

And it combusts into a transformer...

I bring out optimus prime!

i dun know what that is but..... i smack the ant on the bottom because it caused so much trubble

But the ant is Superant, the great saver of the ant rase and he killed you!XD.

I turned into a dalek and exterminated it!

Guys, uf you don't know what is dalek, go watch ,,Doctor Who''!For now-it's the Doctor's greatest enemy,
and it dreams for controlling the universe, it shoots lasers, gas, and it can turn you into thing like it, heh!

Kirilpetkov a dit :

But the ant is Superant, the great saver of the ant rase and he killed you!XD.

I turned into a dalek and exterminated it!

Guys, uf you don't know what is dalek, go watch ,,Doctor Who''!For now-it's the Doctor's greatest enemy,
and it dreams for controlling the universe, it shoots lasers, gas, and it can turn you into thing like it, heh!

Dalek bumped into a wall, the ant was on the wall then jumped off.

I got my cat to eat it e.e

The cat spit it out and the ant lived o/

I use a wreaking ball >:D

ant kills you

i tape the ant in a lron box thats kills the ant and it cant be lifted and ninjas that have light sowld that kills he ant EHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEH

the ant was magic and flyed and went through the tape

i buried it back to its home

but it has a powerful water magic

i hammer the ant with STRONGNESS

Your Weak and the hammer fell on the other side

i NUKED THE ANT AND IF IT SURVIVED I PEE'D ON IT AND THROW IT TO THE SUN!

It was wearing titanium fireproof armor.

I ate the ant and it turned into poo!

Dude it crawled out of your throat into your brain! YOU ARE DEAD NOW THE ANT IS CONTROLLING YOUR BODY!

-smahses your body apart with Thors hammer-

You smasehd the body, but the ant was so tiny it crawled out and survived.

I throw a grenade at it and smash it, then the grenade explodes.

that Ant used a clone jutsu! You killed its clone but it still lives!
pikachu electric shocks the ant!