objection its the choice not yours

My client is defientely innocent underage to use illeagal substanses

all the evidence point that he is guilty!

OBJECTION I don't have and fingers to point, so it's not fair that you can and I can't

OBJECTION TO OOMANLIO

MY CLIENT IS NOT GUILTY

Then why on earth is your client stabbing the judge of the court?! Objection! Objection! Obstruction of justice!

OBJECTION my client isn't stabbing the judge, he's tickling him with that hunter's knife. Plus, the judge started it >:C

PFFFT the judge runs the court D:< WHAT THE... *judge is dead and bleeding ont he floor* MURDERER. HE KILLED THE JUDGE.

OBJECTION the judge died of a heart attack, not the stab wounds.

ORDER IN DAH F*CKIN COURT!

AHHHHHHH 8the audiene panics and starts attempting to kill eachother* YOU'RE ALL GUILTY

OBJECTION You can't prove dat >:C

Im afraid he can.

OBJECTION you didn't say OBJECTION.

OBJECTION!! You should only say the word "Objection" once in a statement. I could say it twice because I was using it in an example.

OBJECTION you didn't say it was going to be an example to begin with; thus you have proven your client is guilty.

OBJECTION! That had nothing to do with a client. I was just trying to prove you wrong.

OBJECTION you failed at proving me wrong, thus proving you'll fail at proving your client is not guilty.

OBJECTION WHAT PROOF HAVE YOU GOT.

objection hes got proof you saw it