"Yu touch one thing and your pride leaves thee island"

Chat:
"KILL MEE!"
"Why?"
"KILL MEE!"
"But... WHY WTF?"
"KiLLME!"
"Shut up!"
"You have no face."
"Shut... *screams*"
"And that isd how you beat an idiot

I have this one on my profile too :-D

“Why, Yrael?” it said, as the last of the dark gave way to silver, and the shining sphere of metal sank slowly to the ground. “Why?”

“Life,” said Yrael, who was more Mogget than it ever knew. “Fish and fowl, warm sun and shady trees, the field mice in the wheat, under the cool light of the moon.”
― Garth Nix, Abhorsen

“Time and death sleep side by side.”
― Garth Nix, Abhorsen

“Nick shook his head and found to his surprise that he did have tears left after all. He wasn't surprised by a talking cat. The world was crumbling around him and anything could happen.”
― Garth Nix, Abhorsen

“Time plays tricks between here and home," said Mogget sepulchrally, frightening the life out of the telephone operator.”
― Garth Nix, Abhorsen

“Sam picked up his pack, but before he could put it on, Mogget leaped onto it and slid under the top flap. All that could be seen of him were his green eyes and one white-furred ear.
"Remember I advised against this way," he instructed. "Wake me when whatever terrible thing is a about to happen happens, or if it appears I might get wet.”
― Garth Nix, Abhorsen

“Just like the Perimeter! It never rains but it pours," declared the Major.”
― Garth Nix, Abhorsen

“Please, Mogget,” whispered Lirael, too soft to be heard by anyone at all. But the white shape did hear. It stopped and turned inwards, to face Orannis, changing from a pillar of fire to a more human shape, but one with skin as bright as a burning star. “I am Yrael,” it said, casting a hand out to throw a line of silver fire into the breaking spell-ring, its voice crackling with force. “I also stand against you.”
― Garth Nix, Abhorsen

“This? It's a feather-coin. I made it.'
'What is it for?'
'It isn't for anything. It's a toy.'
'It's for annoying people,' said Mogget from Sam's pack. 'If you don't put it away, I shall eat it.”
― Garth Nix, Abhorsen

These are just SOME of my fav from the last trilogy i read (The Old Kingdom by Garth Nix). I have much more but 2lazy to post them all here x <3

this isnt part of the actual story but my favourite author, rick riordan, wrote this at the beginning of House of Hades

'It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.'
''I have the highest respect for your nerves, they are my old friends.'' - Mr. Bennett
''In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.'' - Mr. Darcy
''Every savage can dance''- Mr. Darcy

Some quotes I rather like from Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice