Nu

Will you hide in a closet forever if i let you kill your sister? :P

YEEESHHH! I'm ready to do ANYTHING if my sister dies :3

Would you eat my sister for 100000 dollars?

YUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! *Noms on Roosi's sister*

Would you eat pi for nothing?

Only if I was hungry.

Would you burn 100 dollars if I offered you 1000 dollars? It might also be a lie >:3

Nope


Will you eat my table?

For nothing? Nah. I'm not a beaver xD

Would you get trolled if I told you that the 1000 dollars I offered you and you didn't want them wasn't a lie?

Nopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Will you eat my bed if i offer you a chair?

CHAIRZ!! NO!

And again, I'm not a beaver xD

Would you take my sister away from me if I gave you a hug? :3

Yus! *Hugs*

Would you help me think of things to say if i gave you a computer?

Ok. -thinks- Nope, sorry.

Would you starve to death if I gave you a huge diamond?

NU.

Will you suicide if i kill your sister?

Sure. I'll also have to suicide if I kill her, or else I'll be in trouble xD

Would you eat a poisoned food if I gave you 100 diamonds?

Well since everyones food is poisoned in the whole world already then sure :P

Will you eat the poisend food to if i gave you cake?

Nah.

Would you teach me to fly if I teached you to fly? xD

yep

would you please stop spamming the thread?

For nothing? Nah.

Would you stop saying we're spamming?

YUS.

Would you help me eat your sister :P

NO!!! *kicks angel in face and kills her* dont touch my cutie sissy

Would you eat mud for a yummy pizza?

No, Unless the pizza is cheese full. then yes.

Would you break a NES just for 1000 fraises?

Uhm, No...
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Would you listen to your most least favorite song, EVER just for fifty (50) dollars?