I am bored

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

I've had enough
what

Here's what I wrote.

I seriously swear someone farted in here,it smells like a sewer.

35 translations later

Word of God-and foul smelling gas.

.

Original text:

"Hello, I am a boy, how's everyone. For me, I'm fine."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Feel good, and I'm a happy person"

Original text:

"Hello, I am a boy, how's everyone. For me, I'm fine."

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"Hello, I am a boy, how's everyone. For me, I'm fine."
... -.-

Everybody tells potatoes.

...8 translaitions later, Bing gives us:

Everybody says the french fries.
wat

Barry, put that in.

...8 translations later, Bing gives

Barry.

wat

English > Afrikaans > back to English

"hullo there I love you and I'm married to a dragon"

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"hallo daar ek is lief vir jou en ek is getroud met 'n draak"

-

"hullo there I love you and I'm married to a dragon"

Oh, that worked!

---
Original: Well I hope this fails for a few laughs.

35 later...

Back to English: We look forward to.

Original text:

"I will grow a mustache "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Suite"

Original text:

"Hi, my name is Halei!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... Welcome to the Grand Valley!"

Original text:

"berry mutations are weird, hatching eggs takes too long, and i'm bored"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The fruit is egg-hatching eggs for rare mutations."
WHAT

Original:
I love fat cats, because they are cute.

35 translates:
"The fish are beautiful."

XD

Edit:

Original:
Hello, nice to meet you!

35 translates:
Halo and I'm glad that you did

Lol.

Original text:

"i am saying that the fox is giant and nobody likes him"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Dirt and Fox with everything fun"

This was inspired my Tail's post about a fox.
Original Text:
"What does the fox say?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Fox."

a dit :

From English: I am crying man, that's not funny. Seriously! Not funny!
To French: Je suis homme criant qui n'est pas drôle. Sérieusement! Pas drôle!
Back to English: I am crying man who is not drle. Srieusement! Not drle!
To German: Ich weine Mann, der kein drle ist. Srieusement! Nicht drle!
Back to English: I cry man, who is no drle. Srieusement! Not drle!
To Italian: Io piango uomo che non è drle. Srieusement! Non il drle!
Back to English: I cry man that not drle. Srieusement! Not the drle!
To Polish: Ja płaczę człowiek że nie drle. Srieusement! Nie drle!
Back to English: I warp czowiek e not drle. Srieusement! Not drle!
To Portuguese: Eu não deformo czowiek e drle. Srieusement! Não drle!
Back to English: Me in I deform him/it czowiek and drle. Srieusement! In the drle!
To Spanish: Yo en mí lo deformo / él el czowiek y drle. ¡Srieusement! ¡En el drle!
Back to English: I in m deform it / l the czowiek and drle. Srieusement! In the drle!
To Turkish: Ben m içinde / biçimsizleştir czowiek ve drle. Srieusement! drle iç!
Back to English: The I m iinde biimsizletir czowiek and drle. Srieusement! drle!
To Ukranian: I m iinde biimsizletir czowiek та drle. Srieusement! drle!
Back to English: I m iinde biimsizletir czowiek drle. Srieusement! Drle!

TransPerfect is the best.

Original text:

"Snowball, snowball, made of snow!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Cuba"


OwO

Original text:
"Hedgehog is a dog in the hedge."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"He is stable."
Lol

Original text:
"Transformice is a cool game."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"My King."
Omg how?

Original text:
"Mice are running to the cheese and then back to the mouse hole."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"It's up and running and you are going to become King."

:D

Original text:
"Hello, nice to meet you. My name is Isabella. How are you? I am fine."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Hi, I started to feel good, Parjailly is the name of Christina."

What how can my name be Christina O.O

Original text "I really want potatoes"
After 27 bad translates: "People really want to fly."

But the same text with 8 translate remain "I really want potatoes"

From English: You are such an idiot
To Bulgarian: Вие сте такъв идиот
Back to English: You are such an idiot
To Catalan: Ets tan idiota
Back to English: You are so idiot
To Chinese Simplified: 你是那么白痴
Back to English: You are so stupid
To Chinese Traditional: 你是這麼愚蠢
Back to English: You are so stupid
To Czech: Jste tak hloupý
Back to English: You are so stupid
To Danish: Du er så dum
Back to English: You are so stupid
To Dutch: Je bent zo dom
Back to English: You are so stupid
To Estonian: Sa oled nii loll
Back to English: You're so stupid
To Finnish: Olet niin tyhmä
Back to English: You are so stupid
To French: Vous êtes tellement stupides
Back to English: You are so stupid
To German: Du bist so dumm
Back to English: You're so stupid
To Greek: Είστε τόσο ηλίθιο
Back to English: You're so stupid
To Haitian Creole: Ou gen sòt se konsa
Back to English: You have from so
To Hebrew: יש לך כך
Back to English: Do you have?
To Hungarian: Van?
Back to English: Do You Have?
To Indonesian: Apakah Anda memiliki?
Back to English: Do you have?
To Italian: Avete?
Back to English: Do You Have?
To Japanese: ありますか？
Back to English: Do you have?
To Korean: 당신이 있나요?
Back to English: Are you?
To Latvian: Jūs esat?
Back to English: Are you?
To Lithuanian: Ar jūs?
Back to English: Are you?
To Norwegian: Er du?
Back to English: Are you?
To Polish: Jesteś?
Back to English: Are You?
To Portuguese: Você é?
Back to English: Are you?
To Romanian: Esti?
Back to English: Are You?
To Russian: Вы?
Back to English: Are you?
To Slovak: Ste?
Back to English: Are You?
To Slovenian: Ali ste?
Back to English: Or are you?
To Spanish: ¿O es usted?
Back to English: Or is it you?
To Swedish: Eller är det du?
Back to English: Or is it you?
To Thai: หรือเป็นคุณ
Back to English: Or are you.
To Turkish: Ya da sen.
Back to English: Or you.
To Ukranian: Або ви.
Back to English: Or you.
To Vietnamese: Hoặc bạn.
Back to English: Or you.

It was doing well the first ten times

Original Text~
I went to school... yesterday.

18 Translations Later Bing gives us~
I went to school. Yesterday.

YOU GUYS LIED TO MEEEEEEHHHHH

Proof: :P


Bing doesn't like Magical Turtles... :C

"She found a magical turtle that can fly to the sky. She rose on its back, here her destiny began."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

""

Original text:

"I'm an extremely pretentious bitch."

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Crazy, damaged."

oh my god

Original text:

"Would you rather choose Pikachu or Charmander?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"With Venusaurových, Superman, or, if you choose."

superman
dies