No I burned you in2 flames because you has been eating Slenders Mansion.

CAN I BE MYSELF?

Go ahead, be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Then be Batman.

CAN I BE A REAL MOUSE?

Now cause you got trapped in a mouse trap.


Can I be a king?

No,UR TO SKINNY AND FAT

Can I be a Pikachu?

No, You're already Raichu.

Can i be dolphin?

No silly your a human!

Can I be a birdy?

Yes.
Can I be a Pokemon?

No your to ugly

Can I be a cat .-.

No You are to impolite.

Can i be a superhero?

ERROR 405678: You're powers are not good enough. Try again later.

Can I be a waiter?

If you could make up your mind according what kind of animal you are! Which you never will, so no.

Can i be a rock?

If you keep shamming like that, no xD

Can I be a potato?

no unless you want to be eaten
can i be a kitten(meow)

no its my yarn and i think i like it

Can i be a pegasaus?

Only if you know how 2, Then no.

Can I be NOT drowned? ( If you know whom I am then answer dis )

no ,benny cheeks

Can somebody play with me?
<- see that tiny text

No, you dont exist.

Can i eat that sandwich?

No, Thats Eyeless Jack's sandwhich... He puts kidkneys in them..

Can somebody play Mario Kart with me?

yes

can I hug ben? x3

Maybe.

CAN I KILL LINK? :D