Because you got a big head.

Why am I a pikachu?

Because you enjoy Pokemon. Or a scientific experiment gone wrong.

Why on earth are you on balloons?

So i can fly away! weeeeeee!


Why on earth are you Discord?

Because I'm the god of chaos. I can be ANYTHIIIIIING!

Why on earth are you questioning why I'm Discord?

Because u LOVE my little pony like me

Why on earth do I HAVE A SIPPY CUP?!

Because you're a baby Pikachu! Dawww.

Why on earth are you drinking from it in the first place?

BECAUSE I AM 7

Why on earth do you bring chaos?

Because I am the god of it!

Why on earth do you like Pikachus? You should like Mudkips.

PIKACHU ROAMS THE EARTH!

Why on earth do Pikachu roam?

Because you said so.

Why on earth do you say this?

Because you Shake that doodoo butt!

Why on earth did I just say that?

Because it is fun.

Why on earth am I just standing here?

Because you are a staraaaange little Pikachu.

Why on earth are you playing on my 3DS?

Because you can't sit.

Why on earth are you not sitting?

I am to busy hanging myself from the roof

why on earth are you not doing your homework

Because I just did it.

Why on earth do you look crazy?

Justote a dit :

Because I just did it.

Why on earth do you look crazy?

cuz im cute

why on the earth are you eating my cake?

cuz i eat everything.


why on earth are you pooping in the hall?

Bec im a cat, i do what ever i want.

Why on earth are you eating my food? :c

Cuz im hungry

Why on earth are you playing transformice bro?