Curl up in a giant ball, paint yourself brown, and dig a hole then hide yourself until you grow.

Teach me how to teach~

Teach.

Teach me how to even

I can't even.

Teach me how to dougie.

Just dougie.

Teach me how to get a gaming PC

Buy one

Teach me how to breakdance

Go faill. Teach me how to breathe

Breathe...

Teach me how to fly

how?

teach me how to lvl up faster in wizard101 with free member ship and 13750 crowns?????

you spend your whole days and nights on it (thats what i did XD)

teach me how to do trinominals?

Idk

Teach me how to glow

jump into the sun XD


teach me how to nothing? *univers imploads*

It can't happen.

Teach me how to cry.

ok

*kicks*


teach me how to eat the planet

Go into space, take off your helmet and open wide!

Teach me how to hold a knife...

no, because i'll know what you'll do XD
teach me how to give birth

have LOTS of sex.

teach me how to properly hide a dead body.

first, check out the smosh video, second, my questions impossible sense i'm male XD
teach me how to be a turtle

Go to a beach dig urself up like what, 3months or sumthin' dig out and swim C:

Teach me what my username means plz

Your username means a scroll made of dinos.. wow.

Teach me how to die without touching myself or calling my friends to kill me pls.

jump off a cliff
teach me to pee!