Ew no. A fat indian did.

Did you just eat my cake?

no someone hugged you >;U that wasnt me

Did you just ate me :_:

I did, yum! TOASTER KITTY!

Did you just wink at me? ;)

no muhahahaha


Did you just slap my dog?

No, I wouldn't do such a thing

---

Hey, did you just say that I like ritz better than cheezits!?

Nope. I dont eat any of those.

Did you just post an undertale comment on a homestuck video?

Nope I didn't

---

Hey, did you just kiss me, now?

yuck a girl kissing a girl thats more yuckier than a girl kissing a boy!

---

hey did you just cut my hair off now?

Nope, I didn't

---

Hey, did you just throw a paper at me, now?

yes bc i hate u

---

hey did u just kiss me in the lips!?

no

---

Hey, did you just curse at me?

i did, slut.

---

hey, did you get all your teeth punched out just now?

nonono

---

hey, did you throw food at me, now??