I date them because I just suddenly fall in love with them. (I'm not lying e.o)

When life gives you Tumlr...

When life gives you money. XDD

You spend it all on a fake moustache *puts fake moustache on*

When life gives you a friend that breaks your promises...

Kill him

When life gives you melons

i eat it


When life gives you money

you throw it all over yourself in a bathtub

when life gives you dragonnz O3O

Make them your pets and call them all jerry
When life gives you 5 elephants and a mini-bucket of water to bath them

You buy shampoo too them

When life gives you music

You listen to it.
When life gives you fat animals (troll face)

Give some veggies ^^

When life give you a demon mouse...

<-- By demon mouse I meant my avatar >:D

become a demon mouse >;3
When like gives you hell

you go to heaven.

when life gives you poo,

You throw it in the toilet. HURR HURR HURR

When life gives you Simon Gallup... *-*

(<---- Simon is him <.<)

You die because you cant resist

When life gives you douches..

you ask random people wtf is a douche

when life gives you pretzels...

Poison the pretzels and feed them to your slaves.

When life gives you filthy peasants...

Treat them as the way i think i want to be trated if i am like him/her

When life gives you World...

You begin trying (and failing) to stop global warming.

When life gives you a happy life...

I make it worse by being hated because i like being hated

When life give you Fish

Throw it out. XD
When life gives you nickelodeon...