Mummy May I...?

THEN GO TO YOUR ROOM

M/D Can i kick JB in the BAWLZ

Ok i hate him anyways
Mummy can i kill the cat with 15 knives?

no because you'll have to do it 9 times... too much blood

mummy may i poopy in da kitty litter box?

yes

mommy can i hit you with this brick

NOO APOSUTELY NOT BECAUSE uuuh....erm I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY ....uuuh..erm OFCOURSE YOU CAN!!!

mommy daddy can i move to Italy?

Yes.
Mummy may i have sex with your father?

urrrr your grandaddy sure!

Mummy/Daddy may i use all your stuff?

NO.

Mummmm can i eat some ice cream with chocolate?

NO!
DADDY may i use your credit card?

a dit :
Im not a man but...I have 1 buck. Go crazy on that card.
So.
Satan.
May i go to heaven?

sure, but youd miss one hell of a party down here! :P

mommy/daddy may i rob a bank?

yes, we're broke

mummy/daddy may i cosplay as someone?

NU!

mummy/daddy can i eat the computer?

no
mummy/daddy may i pull this person's pants down?

Yesh son because we're forever alone. xD

M/D can I stab myself with this katana?

Nuuuuuuuuu

Mummy/Daddy may I get a pet that you're deathly allergic to?

no
mummy/daddy may i swim with jellyfish?

Ok. But don't touch the tentacles of it or something bad could happen to you.

M/D can I type "Justin Beiber Rock?"

you just did....

m/d can i sell my brother?

yes, we're still broke
mummy/daddy may i send the dog to a puppy mill?