Jamityjamlol a dit :

Lol i had this really weird teacher with such an accent lol this is what happened
Teacher:Shit on the chair grass
Me:Are you sure sir that could go horibly wrong
Teacher:SHIT ON THE CHAIR!!!!!!!
Me:Uhhh
Friend:Okay *takes belt of*
Me:XD
Teacher:SHIT!!!!!
Friend:Are you sure?
Teacher:SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT ON THE BLOOMIN CHAIR!!!!!
*head comes in*
Head:WHAT IS THIS SWEARING
Me:Sir did it
Teacher:I told them to shit
Head:That's it you are fired

Lol he meant to say sit XD

Iceymouseh a dit :

Just washing my "boobs"

Spazmycat a dit :

I was texing. This is the conversation.
< - Me
> - My friend
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< Omg, I need to stop eating, or else I'm going to gain frikkin' 300 pounds. I just ate a baby.
> You ate a baby!?
< OMFG, NO. I MEANT 'BUNNY'.
> YOU ATE A BUNNY!?!?
< A CHOCOLATE BUNNY GOD DAMMIT. HOW DO YOU TURN THIS GOD FORSAKEN PHONE OFF. UGH.
> This is pure gold. XD
< Laugh while you can. I'l cumming to find you.
> LOL WUT.
< OMFG. I MEANT 'COMING'. DAMMIT. DAMMIT. DAMMIT, STUPID AUTO CORRECT!!!!!
> LAWL, I'M GOING TO START RECORDING THIS WITH MY HAND CAMERA. XD
< OMFG, DON'T. I WILL DEED IF YOU DO.
> LOLOLOLOLOLOL. DEED!?
< OMFG, I'M JUST GOING TO TURN OFF THIS GOD DAMN PHONE.
I left the conversation then. XD
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It was a mixture of epic spelling fails and horrible autocorrect.