You used to call your mom "dad".

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When I was a baby..

I pissed in my mother's mouth :p
(Don't think about how that worked)

When I was a baby...

You used to call everything doge

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When I was a baby

You loved wearing the unicorn costume thats showing in your avatar right now.

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When I was a baby...

You used to kill your food.

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When I was a baby..