Because it's so adorable.
Why can't I eat Budder?

THATS SKYS BUDDER!!!!!! HIS PRECIOUS BUDDER
why cant i eat my avatar

Because it's too cute!


Why can't I eat marshmallows?

theyre so sweet and sugary all your teeth will fall out.

why cant i eat rainbow potatoes?

Because they has rainbow curses.


Why can't I eat my fat cat?

because it's cute!

why can't I eat peppers?

Because they are spicy
Why can't I eat Mary Poppins?

Cuz she has a deadly umbrella

Why can't I eat a tissue box?

becuz it has bugurs on it!
>><><><><><><><><>


why cant i eat my doritoz?

Because it's disgusting, oh wait...

Why can't I eat your Fish Burger?

its not a fish burger its my fries
Why can't I eat a pickle?

Because they might be prickly

Why cant i eat a vole? (warrior cats.. xD)

Cuz I'm a fox and I'LL EAT IT FIRST! *gobbles up vole*

Why can't I eat a cinnabun, mummy? :D

Because I ate it.

Why can't I eat children?

Because they could possibly have rabies of course!

Why can't I eat oranges???! :(

Because they're orange duh

Why cant I eat a toilet seat

... Do you know... HOW MANY GERMS ARE ON THERE? THEY POSSIBLY COULDN'T HAVE WIPED THAT CLEAN!


Why can't I eat you???! :(

Cause you'll become fat and obsessed with Scizor!

Why can't I eat an apple?

Scizor doesn't like apples!

Why can't I play transformice? : (

because eat and play dont have the same meaning!

why cant i eat your grandma?