Because you can.


Why did I name myself Kittygopurrr?

As a psychological reaction to post-traumatic events regarding the abuse by your parents, you befriended a stray cat as your only companion during the abusive years. The companionship grew stronger, but so did the intensity of the abuses due to conflict gradually growing between the members of your family. That stray cat was your only source of therapy and comfort, innocent and gentle; the kitten was a fairly young kitten. Its tender nature and its soft purrs made you forget everything about your abusive life - even if it was just for a moment.

Sooner or later, your oppressive, abusive parents take note of your interactions with the kitten, and in fierce irrationality and frustration, fatally abuse the kitten to death right in front of your eyes. As a child, that kitten meant everything to you, and now it was being literally destroyed brutally right in front of your face, traumatizing you. The purrs of the kitten now became screeching sounds of horror and pain. Since your brain couldn't cope with the events, your mental condition was unstable, but is gradually healing. As a memorial of the kitten years later, you represent in your very username as "Kittygopurrr", as a constant reminder of the brave, sweet little kitten that adored you, with its soft, innocent purrs, symbolizing your last hopes of the very conflicting life you endured.


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